Big Fat Bartolo's Colon

I miss having someone ask me why im not married

don't worry, I asked the AI bell hooks what she thinks of this and she said it's fine 👍

let's focus on hating someone who hasn't been politically relevant in a decade for the Right Reasons, like...Benghazi?

oh thank god, I was worried something was wrong with me

great reminder to file by April 15!

if he never existed then who is always watching me masterbate smart guy???

pitching you on my piece "out of respect for Kobe no one should break his mark of being the best player on 0 championship teams"

He honored Kobe's legacy by not stopping when a—[Vaudeville hook yanks me off stage]

thank you for being so brave and so right to make this joke 🙏

where is ur blue check?

LGBTD

I do like that wilt established that a high-scoring game only counts if you wrote the number of points on a piece of scrap paper

[shouting at your haters] y'all just got Mullmogged!

[scrolling British Bsky] hey I don't know who this Mr. Labour is but he needs to be nicer to these Trans people

unfortunately his assignment was "make an interesting movie" so he still failed

gay of hormuz would have served cunt to knock those projectiles OUT

wow, that was my friend's favorite song c. 2008. it just goes to show you, sometimes stories don't have a point

king could also make his courtiers wear bad shoes

pls don't post images of him

pollution will drop with the straight of hormuz shut down 👍

Steph Curry doesn't play basketball

I never said they were, you should learn to read

what is a landlord but the owner of many homes?

he tried to steal the 2020 election and faced no consequences, so he will certainly try and steal 2026 but he also won't be able to reflect on why 2020 didn't work and improve the plan

did livy rizz him up??

seems weird to make the transition from root beer TO rice, would've figured you needed to be in the rice game by 2000 BC to really compete

people's means? you better believe they're being tested

he only needs it to carry weight until he dies

wait is there a $10 bill in the packaging?

the eighth deadly sin is posting