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This trailer whips ass

I lost my job, my 401(k) is in the toilet, and I can’t afford healthcare, groceries, and now gas. But at least the president doesn’t have an annoying laugh, because he never laughs.

We wanted to know what will happen next in Iran. So we talked to three Joe Rogan fans at an Arby's in Harrisburg.

Challenge for those who are very confident that my Ford Focus cannot safely jump across the Grand Canyon: Explain how gravity works.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

every day the Department of War officials wake up and walk to the Head Kicking Stable, in which live the Head Kicking Horses, who impart the legally obligated cranial jolt directly to the dome of top decision makers so that they can continue making the worst possible decisions at every junction

Damn this seems exactly correct.

screenshot of reddit: r/BetterOffline u/No_ Honeydew_179 • 1h Jamie Zawinski: Everything written by Al boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "Al" with "cocaine". Presented without much comment, but much amusement. Firm_Mortgage_8562 • 1h Cocaine has 10x my productivity. Thanks to cocaine my projects are getting done in a weekend. My god... it makes perfect sense.. ••• cummer_420 • 8m If your productivity isn't through the roof maybe you're just using it wrong, or maybe you need to use more cocaine • maccodemonkey • 1h In my head I replace the term "vibe coding" with "copying the code off the internet." I.E. "our nev product was written 100% by copying the code the internet."

The cover of William Gibson's NEUROMANCER, a green paperback with black text reading WILLIAM GIBSON over the shape of a head and shoulder rendered in what looks like a tangle of black magnetic tape, wearing a pair of white goggles spanned by the black text "NEUROMANCER," which repeates five times vertically

🎶 Everyone's lookin'
To see if it was you 🎶
🎶 Everyone wants you
To come through 🎶
🎶 Everyone's hopin'
It'll all work out 🎶
🎶 Everyone's waitin'
They're holdin' out 🎶
🎶
🎶 Everybody's workin' for the weekend
🎶 Everybody wants a

BARI WEISS: I think it's so telling. Liberals only want to talk about the bad bunny. Whereas rational people like you and me, I think, people who can agree to disagree, we want to talk about the good bunny.
BILLIONAIRE CHILD RAPIST: [nodding]

“Children were in the crowd screaming.”

Ole "master race" Epstein out there emailing incoherently like a person with a traumatic brain injury

Some of us have been using grindcore as a workplace model for years:

- work for less than a minute at a time
- frequent breakdowns
- no one really likes me as much as they claim

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)

Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

US court allows ICE to arrest and pepper-spray peaceful protestors in Minnesota

Appeals Court Stays Restrictions on Federal Tactics in Minnesota The Eighth Circuit granted the Trump administration’s request to block, at least for now, a lower court’s injunction limiting how federal agents interact with protesters in the state.

One court decision, two different headlines.

Guardian on the left, NY Times on the right. Which one more directly conveys information and the stakes to the reader?

hard to believe that the Charlie Kirk firings / pearl clutchings happened mere months ago but here we are

Wait does sis not even have a name in the bible

I am a double Samaritan

There is a clear undercurrent of violence against queer women from ICE.

If a woman isn't interested in them, she's a 'fucking bitch' who becomes disposable at best and in need of violent 'correction' at worst.

It's immigrants on the surface, and queer people incidentally today. Tomorrow it's you.

A childless Wine Mom is actually an Auntiefa, and we are our own people, but we do look indistinguishable upon viewing. Many Grandtifa walk among our ranks as well

More from the south!
#humansofbluesky #bluesky #protestice #dumptrump

FINALLY @eringloriaryan.bsky.social it has been an entire week and I’ve been taking in way too much news, and you two are the first who have addressed the gendered nature of the MN murder, despite most women I know speaking to it

🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️

I still have this CD for sentimental reasons but naturally it has been lovingly scratched from existing in my teenage car in the late 90s

Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE:

"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".

"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".

Also stop saying y’all, eh?

Is it possible to make your point without conflating citizens with leadership?

The USA as a whole is something you can’t speak to.

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