Brad

I've had a really busy couple of weeks so I decided to take today and tomorrow off. Then I got the flu.

Your glasses are metaphoring way too hard

Whoever designed the entry to university hospital should never be allowed to design anything again

Ibou was doing so much better. Alas.

You know, on the whole I still very much prefer not having any dickheads in the dressing room.

But sometimes I wish they were just a little more dickish on the pitch.

Liverpool are getting lucky too many times. That luck will almost surely run out.

Shiny

Came here to recommend the SP-404. I don't have it, as I don't really use live sampling in my workflow, but I know a lot of people really love it.

Sweeeeeeeet

Absolute fucking legend

The number of times I find myself looking away…

I had a similar thought!

A screenshot of the description of Pierre Boulez's Piano Sonata No 2 on the sheet music plus dot com website that reads: "Composed by Pierre Boulez, 2nd Sonata for Piano is a piece for Piano in four distinct movements. Really modern and dissonant, this piece, played in its totality, lasts approximatively 32 minutes. - 1st movement: Really fast7'30' - 2nd movement: Slow '11' - 3rd movement: Moderate speed '2'30' - 4th movement: Rapid '11' This piece is difficult and requires a good music theory knowledge and a strong / professional practice of Piano. Reallyatonal, it includes numerous accidental notes, trills, and many changes in nuances at a rapid tempo for most of the piece. Pierre Boulez was a French composer who believed in the progress of music and who wrote many modernpieces. He studied with Olivier Messiaen, but developed a very different, distinctive style."

This description of Pierre Boulez's Piano Sonata No 2 has to be clanker-generated, right?

That probably doesn't help, now that I think of it

Just think of it as microwaved Joshua Tree

"Contemporary worship music." Objectively the worst genre of music there is.

(sea monster bio)

You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic

Ever since a kid was killed on their way to school a couple weeks ago by someone doing more double the speed limit in a 30 mph zone, I've become even more aware of what c*nts Madison drivers are.

Kudos to the Canadian women. They played their asses off. 🫡

Holy shit, what a finish!

I think we should consider adding "Americans navigating roundabouts" to the "outside the realm of possibility" list as well.

Mad Max Muppet Road

The Muppet Identity

The Maltese Muppet

The Man from M.U.P.P.E.T.

Leon: The Muppet

The 13th Muppet

My Fair Muppet

Muppetheimer