Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman

Legit had to triple check to make sure this wasn't a fake account doing a joke post because lol. Social media dude definitely knew what he was doing.

Bam Adebayo 🤝 Helicopters
Killing Kobe

Oh I know, I just wanted to make my silly joke

According to his own cornball inspiration speech, he just let down all the boys overseas. Might as well have killed them himself.

How is a guy named Weissert pitching for team Italy? Does Italy just get to claim all the guys from New York the way Israel gets to claim any of the Jewish players?

Anderson is responsible for quite possibly the single most annoying every address bulk mailers that I have to deliver. I would sooner allow floodwaters to pour through empty window frames than buy from them at this point.

Dude is treating his second term in office like a tourist who was mad he didn't get to do all the attractions at Disneyland in his first visit, so he's gotta go back again to do the rest

If you casually refer to someone from anywhere in the isles as English, and they aren't actually *from* England, they're legally allowed to pants you and take your lunch money.

What point do you think you're making here exactly? That the second largest employer in the United States has some shitbags working for it? Riveting stuff, Bob Woodward.

I think it very much matters to name the specific people responsible for attacks like the school bombing. Sure, they're all bad, but getting people to understand that the US is not only capable of these kinds of atrocities, but commits them rather frequently, is a bare minimum need.

Then they lied and said they weren't in Iranian waters at the time. And then after all the lies were exposed, the US settled a lawsuit with Iran and still, to this day, refuses to accept legal liability for it. They let the motherfucker responsible retire with honors.

Do people really just not remember that the American navy shot down a fully loaded 747 passenger jet? Then lied right after and said it was an F-14. Then lied and said it was in an attack pattern. Then lied and said it was descending. Then lied the on board tech misidentified it

People who refuse to believe the US bombed the school are wild, man. This isn't the first time the US military has killed hundreds of civilians in a single attack. It's not even the first time they've done it by misidentifying a target. Hell, it's not even the first time they've done it *in Iran*

If Obama had said these exact words about a fallen soldier, Fox News would have had to spend the next decade cleaning little fragments of Greta Van Susteren's skull off the studio set from the explosive aneurysm it would have caused.

Case in point: here is an article from February 25th about our union opening negotiations. With our union president saying we need significant wage increases to keep pace.

Magically, exactly one week later, every major publication is running with the "post office is flat broke" story from PMG.

... Or the US saying Iran Air 655 was an F-14.

Bro looks like he went to america for vacation and forgot to get a memento so he popped into the first store he saw at JFK's international terminal.

I know it's the "tan suit" of Trump grievances but lol that this dude didn't even take off his tourist trap souvenir store hat for five seconds

Clinton had a strong economy throughout and LBJ was a disaster in Vietnam.

Pre-watergate, Nixon was successful with regulation and trade, and he resigned quickly enough to not have the scandal put too much weight on his average. Ford tanked the moment he pardoned Nixon, and never recovered.

A little surprising, but also HW inflated his only term with hoo-rah war jingoism, whereas Reagan's full 8 year tenure had a couple of huge economic collapses weighing on his average.

Bill Maher is basically the world's oldest reddit atheist, who pipelined himself right past the christofascist domestic threat to deciding Muslims halfway across the world are somehow the bigger fish to fry.

Just this morning, as I was the next car approaching a light at a *railroad crossing* the light went yellow and the gate lights started flashing, so I just stopped, and the guy behind me didn't slow at all, swerved into the left turn lane to pass me, and blew through just as the gates came down

Our next contract negotiations started last week. The PMG always plants a story like this in the media so they can cry poor about why they can't give us a raise.

Don't need missile defense radars if you simply stop provoking countries into firing missiles at you bro

Wait this was really his last book? Lmao, dang man, mad respect for committing to the "honoring the day of rest" full time.

They weren't right about the best campaign strategy to defeat the worst major party presidential nominee in American history.

The key is to write as shitty as possible, that way none of them are darlings to begin with when the axe comes out.

This is still my favorite of this genre