It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift
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It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift
timeline cleanse
Never related to a meme harder than I do with this one right now
I promised @gregjenner.bsky.social I'd share a bit more about John Hodgson the 173-page footnote guy.
Let's start with a note her wrote to himself while dying:
"I have raised persons and families from oblivion, while the genealogies of the great interest myself no more than those of the poor." /1🧵
Woodfired pizza covered in meat and .. pombears?
When the pizza van outside the brewery says "do you want to try our special" and you don't check what it is first. 😬😁😆
oh god, we had this, with the weird baby
I got a little offended at this and then thought, actually, no wait ...
Girl 1 had the first one - we used to make it say rude words.
men’s restroom door
Why call it "rendered impossible due to sleep deprivation" when "cancelled by woke" is right there.
I still think about this a lot.
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"
The 3 genders
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This is how I access Bluesky
1. Are you currently using an AI tool for work-related tasks or projects? * Yes * No, but I would like to (PLEASE SKIP TO QUESTION 7)
My employer asks me to complete a survey on AI usage for which this is the first question (required):
cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch
www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...
British people watching this advert in the early 80s: "Haha, brains!"
American tourists in Britain watching this advert in the early 80s: "WHAT"
There is no funnier train station sign than "Cambridge home of Anglia Ruskin University". Everytime I see it I'm impressed all over again at the level of trolling.
Image posted by MMU Visual Resources Centre to their Flickr page in 2011 https://www.flickr.com/photos/mmuvisualresources/5552325993/in/photolist-9sD85v-9EoXm5-bk8G5o
I don't suppose any of my followers have access to the MMU (Manchester Metropolitan University) Visual Resources Centre, do they? The Centre has a slide that, if rescanned in high-res, could relieve my obsession. When I last asked, they couldn't find it.
But it *must* be there somewhere, right?
Fact. The screwdriver that tightens the arms of spectacles is only available inside Christmas crackers. Opticians have to pull dozens of crackers to get the tools of their trade, and if you look out the back at Specsavers, you’ll find bins full of wire puzzles, hair bobbles and fortune telling fish.
#internationalwomensday 💪❤️
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
A 20 letter word starting with fou and ending dle yeah right…
What the fuck squardle??
Thanks to @vennart666.bsky.social for introducing me to the unique moves of Luigi Primo, the pizza throwing wrestler
If chocolatiers spend too long bending over their work they can develop couverture of the spine
Lord Nelson was 5ft 6in. His statue is 17ft 4in.
That’s Horatio of 3:1.
the second half of this letter makes it worth perservering through the first half
This series is/was EXCELLENT
Holland and Barratt are selling Pork Scratchings as “High protein chips”
