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Wait. Condoning?

I mean, *technically, it’s open. There is no physical barrier across it…

Yes, also a total dumbfuck. But I think we knew that already. Just getting to see it in daily action lately…

Literal lol

I mean…it works great for panic attacks in LEOs 🙃

A sandwich, made from a triangular wedge of it focaccia, sitting on a piece of plastic wrap on a desk next to a computer

A different wedge of the same sammich (from my dinner last night, showing the weird pink meat and PISTACHIOS on the inside. It is on one of my favorite ‘instruction’ plates … it says EAT in big Rae Dunn letters in the middle

It’s not a breakfast sandwich per se.

But it’s a sandwich.

And I’m eating it, for #breakfast.

lol ‘gap year’

Idk why this ‘spoilers for this 108 yo book’ made me lol… & read it aloud to my wife.

I have a decade+ long joke with BookNerd’s former babysitter/favorite human about ‘FartBook’…the social media site for announcing & tracking your farts.

It has been usurped…by FARTPANTIES!!

Oh, that’s cute!!

🤬

ACAB

Sounds about white…

I really hope you saw this awesome 🦇🦊 ‘solution’ sub-thread down in the weeds of your replies… (is last post still the best one to share?…idk anymore)

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AYFKM??

Me, EVERY night.

Are we all just training ourselves to drink spindrift even though we don’t really like it/it doesn’t taste good?

Absolutely not.

Oh man, I miss my Saturn…I didn’t even know they were still making them new in 2007…mine was a 2000, totaled by a side-swipe in 2014. Damn that car got some good mpg!

EXACTLY THIS! Wtf is WRONG with these people??

Most surprising part of this story is the continued existence of a department with “accountability” in its name during a Republican administration.

A girl can dream…

Right. The administration that didn’t anticipate a war with Iran spiking oil prices has their shit together enough to arrange that??

Ok, why TF wouldn’t you just go buy another pair in the CORRECT size & wear those, pretending they’re the ones he bought?? You KNOW he does not have the focus/attention to detail to check back if you’re wearing the SIZE he picked. Shit, taje the opportunity to kiss ass; show him how well they fit.

I knew someone who had a chosen last name, from a prior marriage. Needless to say, he went back to his prior name, eventually.

Meanwhile my 2 kids have a hyphenated last name. Luckily it’s 2 short names. Unfortunately it sounds a bit like hocking a loogie when you say it.

I just eat the warm buttered bread in the middle of the afternoon, without a beverage. When my wife makes it…

(It’s convenient that she usually bakes bread on the weekend & always for our monthly Sunday Soup Night for friends, b/c I try to avoid carbs/dessert on weekdays)

Bread makes everything better. I say do it

Real stable genius shit.

Oh yeah, that just started recently. I would like to opt out of being warned please….

BookNerd seems to have inherited my acronym skills… She thinks we need to have weekly Family Fun Sunday… 🤪 #FFS

Climate Change being referred to as ‘Global Warming’ always seemed wrong to me…should’ve been Global Weather Unpredictability, but it doesn’t roll off the tongue as well.