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Can I show you some unicorns 🦄

qrt games can finally be back…….

describe yourself using 5 things currently in your purse:

- mtg booster pack trash
- broken joshua hong keychain
- old mario kart mint tin full of ibuprofen
- broken tiles from the tabletop of a restaurant i went to in soho last weekend
- packet of liquid iv

bought this huge metal dragon from homegoods today

beautiful women named invalid handle are posting on bluesky

last time i said this someone called me out anonymously and said i was gross for gatekeeping shows but if ur not one of my friends and not from nj STAY HOME for this metlife show it's not FOR YOU!!!!!!! NEW JERSEY FOREVER!!!! XOXOFRNK

yeah exactly. i'm gonna download my account archives, give it two more weeks for everyone i care about to migrate over, and then delete

like tell me you have no idea how to implement leftist praxis irl and your worldview is entirely shaped by what's going on online

saw a bad take saying that libs jumping ship to let the fascs to fully take over a global news website and that staying there is basically resistance like they fully aren't data mining us/training ai models for who knows what as part of their new tos.

Me trying to find old Twitter mutuals on every new social media

hello is this thing on