thats caminos baby
14.03.2026 04:01
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thats caminos baby
enlisting in the thumb wars on the side of the thumbs
Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/
your ankle feels a little hurt from the fall.
AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.
very impulsively, i stayed up way past my bedtime to write about resident evil requiem leavingtheparty.blog/2026/03/06/p...
my uncle, the holy paladin, recently lost his left arm to bone cancer. That was the name of the goblin who cut it off
reading the wikipedia page for SimGolf
we'll see about that
if you give a cursed object to a baby they'll just take it lol. problem solved man no more curse
its insane that the switch 2 has bridged the hardware gap to the degree that it has. winds and waves looks almost modern
i grew up listening to John Boy and Billy on the radio which is why i’m always demanding things of the democratic party like “hey big man let me hold a dollar”
it’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today
a girl whos kerry. in other words
a kerry girl
need to fuck on a kerry girl
femboy hooters press conference frankly i dont even know what this is about. we actually take great care of our boys i mean girls i mean staff
yvonne smoking and drinking and saying "All them dang ol Movies and Crap man" under an AMC sign or something
doodle of @sainangel.bsky.social
*Does a little dance for attention*
all them dang ol movies man
it stands for All them Movies and Crap
NEW EPISODE of leaving the party about hit jrpg "CHAINED ECHOES"
apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1aQc...
pocket casts: pca.st/sy4qhg87
overcast: overcast.fm/+ABQzGWkb61I
youtube: youtu.be/pi742uYQG0o
blog post: leavingtheparty.blog/2026/02/20/c...
Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:
it’s 🐝 yourself Friday :) there’s a new episode of leaving the party on feeds today, this time about CHAINED ECHOES, the 2022 Japanese-inspired role playing game with mechs. it’s our longest episode so far!! leavingtheparty.blog/2026/02/20/c...
I know thats right
hits you with my contrarian stare
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
the lowkey eloquently toxic gamer