So unbelievably hungry ughh

Marked safe from wanting to see Fred Again.. in SF 🙌🏾

Me: why do I always get my period when I'm traveling!

Also me: always traveling 🤷‍♀️

Sammy Virji about to be my most played artist on Spotify this year

Going from a weekend camping festival to the office is seriously such a jarring experience

Like the timing couldn't have been worse

I hate falling victim to this phenomenon where im watching my crush's instagram story 43 seconds after he posted it...especially when it's the first time I've opened Instagram in 17 hours 😭😭

An average person in Europe: I am fluent in 5 languages

An average person in the US with a 17 word vocabulary: In Amerikkka we speak English.

Older Woman (66y/o) that I met in Porto: where are you from?

Me: Northern California

Woman: I noticed you don't have any tattoos. Now, why is that?

Man in Porto: Where are you from?
Me: San Francisco
Man: ahh, imitation of Lisbon

The high I feel after Pilates is literally incomparable to anything else

Probably needed a hug. Went to Sephora instead

How come when I gain 10 lbs it's super evident but when I've lost 10 lbs I can't tell at all -.-

I just wanna eat chicken tendies and fries :(

I saw VIVID dreams about theories I studied in international economics class 12 years ago that I didn't even know I had retained and repressed that knowledge for all these years. I dreamt about comparative advantage in trade and consumer behavior in relation to tariffs in my dreams lmaoook

Bernie Sanders went to Coachella to talk to the audience about the current crises lmao wow I love this timeline

I need to see Visages live pls somebody make it happen (book him for a show in sf) ✨

Taking breaks from crying to sip some water to balance fluids

I miss partying on a bote!!

My life is a series of awkward interactions

We could make love great again
MLGA

You ever hang out with someone and in the middle of the hangout you keep thinking about how you never wanna hang out with them again? 😤

I said deleted when I meant SOLD LOL

This is what I get for eating fried food 3 days in a row. A MASSIVE cystic acne on my chin

Except he's the type to make his own misery every one else's misery. So I hope he heals not for his own sake but for our sake so that he stops perpetuating his trauma on us 😭😭😭

Not going into work today bc I have to stay at home and ice my upcoming cystic acne before my big trip next week!

I just found $16 worth of tsla stock, instantly deleted it, and probs gonna enjoy myself a nice cup of coffee w bagel in the morning

4 more work days until my VACAYYY

Conspiracy theorists be like everything is a distraction.

Leaving the homies in the clerb to go home and hang out with the dog is a very real phenomenon