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Philadelphia Elemental. Slowly turning into a giallo. She/Her/Go Birds.

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This is a thing that literally happened and the Bears still won this game bsky.app/profile/cjze...

11.01.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why don't they make the whole team out of the 4th quarter Bears?

11.01.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BUCK: And as the graphic shows, Darnold is like the marksman Revolver Ocelot. But sometimes, his arm is taken over by Liquid Snake, the genetic twin of Solid Snake, who, when it comes to Metal Gear RAY, has is own agenda.

AIKMAN: That's right, Joe.

04.01.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 182 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a big floppy beret involved, I assume

02.12.2025 20:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Therefore, the Cabinet of Dr Caligari is a Christmas movie

02.12.2025 11:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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One of my closest friends is a Chiefs fan, and I've been torturing her with this meme for a month

30.11.2025 21:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dr Doom riding a bear in the snow

Dr Doom riding a bear in the snow

30.11.2025 15:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Why would I settle for becoming the Joker, tho?

30.11.2025 15:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok Romo's worse tho

27.11.2025 23:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's it like inside your head?

23.10.2025 20:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The Extended Universe: How Disney Killed the Movies and Took Over the World How Disney Killed the Movies and Took Over the World

Im confident im gonna land on my feet but its pretty stressful. If you were planning to buy or pre-order my book anyway, if you do it through my Bookshop affiliate link below I get a few bucks now. Everything helps!
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06.10.2025 17:19 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6
A cardboard bankers box sitting on top of an office chair filled with assorted odds and ends as I cleaned out my desk

A cardboard bankers box sitting on top of an office chair filled with assorted odds and ends as I cleaned out my desk

I need some help. Got laid-off on Friday: unannounced budget change + my position was first cut, so it was a total surprise. Thanks to a tax status loophole my employer manipulated, I cant get unemployment. In short im SOL

Anything you can give would be huge
Venmo: Vicky-surge
Cash: $VickySurge1312

06.10.2025 17:16 πŸ‘ 343 πŸ” 327 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 20

They missed their stop because they were that engrossed by the game. Bird magic is real magic, I swear.

12.07.2025 02:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yo, I'm on the trolley and this Muslim couple is watching a replay of the NFC Championship on their phone. AJ Brown just caught a TD and the wife did a little dance in her seat. I love my city so much β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️

12.07.2025 02:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah!!!

26.06.2025 23:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A great day for people who tweet a lot and then act smug about it

25.06.2025 12:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

24.06.2025 01:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mina Kimes sez: The Philadelphia death machine matches on

Mina Kimes sez: The Philadelphia death machine matches on

Meanwhile

21.06.2025 16:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.05.2025 17:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cash.app/$CeriseTownsend

12.05.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey y'all, breaking my social fast because I found a job! ☺️

Which requires a lot of documentation 🫀

That costs money I don't currently have to spend 😞

So, yeah, I'm gonna need help getting my paperwork in order. Anything anyone can spare would be *really* appreciated. Links below. Thank you β™₯️

12.05.2025 17:18 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Eagles fans sitting atop a commandeered garbage truck with 'FUCK ISRAEL' scrawled on the side

Eagles fans sitting atop a commandeered garbage truck with 'FUCK ISRAEL' scrawled on the side

Love my city so much

10.02.2025 23:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

PHILADELPHIA GRAVEYARD OF DYNASTIES

10.02.2025 08:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bluecheck Ryan Grim sez: DEI was an active impediment to the project of building a multiracial working class movement capable of taking on corporate and oligarch power. Rufo did the left a favor in nuking it.

Bluecheck Ryan Grim sez: DEI was an active impediment to the project of building a multiracial working class movement capable of taking on corporate and oligarch power. Rufo did the left a favor in nuking it.

This is what the anti-woke left has always been about - being jealous of fascism's ability to mobilize white men and making sideways attempts to break bread with Nazis

22.01.2025 22:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

How is it for gamecast kinda stuff? Because ESPN is really buggy when it comes to that

22.01.2025 19:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Mindy Isser sez: joy is not an act of resistance please shut up!!!!

Mindy Isser sez: joy is not an act of resistance please shut up!!!!

I dunno, I feel like every sanctimonious socdem who spent the last decade lecturing people about Doing The Real Work has been wallowing in apathetic doomerism while people who incorporated some sense of radical joy into their politics are still kicking. Joy counts for something.

22.01.2025 19:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eggers’ werewolf movie should just be the clip from Young Frankenstein where Igor says β€œThere wolf.”

22.01.2025 18:41 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok but that just makes me wish the Safdies were doing the werewolf movie instead

22.01.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like most anti-piracy talk is rooted in willful ignorance of the actual economic conditions rn, too. People don't have disposable income - they're not going to buy a book or a BluRay without some guarantee they're getting their money's worth. Word of mouth from pirates can give them that.

22.01.2025 18:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The accounts that retweet their responses to their own posts are the absolute worst

22.01.2025 18:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0