I dream of the day when every member of a “farming community” is marched at bayonet point into a Blackrock owned new construction five-over-one adjacent to light rail and now we are another step closer to achieving it
The exchange!
How I feel when it’s time to talk shit about Scott Bessent:
Responding to high oil prices by shorting futures instead of opening the SPR is exactly the sort of galaxy brain macro dipshittery only Scott Bessent would think of, I’m looking forward to them getting a hundred billion dollar margin call and sending crude to $500
I fired this one off too quickly because no sooner did I hit “send” that I realized Ayudtollah was right there
A millenarian religious fanatic has seized control of the IRGC and Ayatollah al-Yud is consolidating his power as we speak
This law is definitely about healthcare and not at all about maintaining government-guaranteed rents flowing to rich professionals from interruption. Whom amongst us doesn’t enjoy consulting a lawyer when we have mysterious chest pains or calling an engineer when you’ve broken a bone?
VIX at 30 normally means equities are in a double digit drawdown and Treasuries are experiencing flight to safety, not that the S&P is off 2% and treasuries are down; oil up $20 on panic buying should indicate similar and it also is being met by yawns.
The point, George dearest, is that there is currently an extremely visible-on-charts divergence between groups of historically correlated risk assets, where some are signaling moderate to significant panic while others are having normal trading patterns indistinguishable from an typical week.
“Low cost” IT COST TEN GRAND FOR STAMPED METAL AND PAINT PLUS A QUARTER MILLION DOLLAR HANDOUT TO SOME CLOWN ARCHITECTURE FIRM TO DESIGN IT THANKS NOW I REMEMBER I HATED IT
It’s pretty simple actually, M-A-N, that’s it.
Here are all six, including oil and equity volatility. Draw your own conclusions.
On my Bloomberg launchpad I keep six intraday futures charts up at all times to get a feel for market sentiment. Here are four of them: US dollar, S&P 500, gold, and US treasury bonds.
Folder: War
SKILL.MD
No chatbot ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb chatbot die for his country.
An investment banking tradition like no other has made it to the NYP
A seasonal adjustment, presumably
Just finished homemogging some rentcels at the lawyer’s office, time to celebrate with fifty billion BOGO sushi rolls
Dario just say Roon this is taking forever
Union steelworker and veteran, I got that shit on lock
I had to turn on the accessibility settings for the vision impaired to use the phone, my transformation to a boomer is nearly complete
The new iOS is terrible, something simply Must Be Done about Apple's insistence on making everything rounder and more transparent to the point where I can't read any fucking text on the screen
Elon has now completely given up on pretending Grok is actually a competitive model on benchmarks or task performance and the entire release PR is just hyping how anti-woke it is
<—did not vote in the primary award, I’m leaving it all in the boomers’ hands
You’re literally a Cumtown guest, surely you know what you signed on for, just call the Iowan a gay retard and move on to the next softball question about fucking Don Jr’s wife
The exchange is instantly iconic too, Adam goes “Some fat fuck at the Iowa state fair eating fried shit says CA is a failed state, wyd?” and Newsom sputters some shit about quantum computing innovation while Adam is like BRO CALL HIM POOR AND SAY HE HAS 0 BITCHES AND IS HATING FROM OUTSIDE THE CLUB
Gavin Newsom going on the Adam Friedland show is so funny. This man has an addiction to podcasting that’s worse than most cokeheads (and probably more damaging to his career lmao)
They aren’t, that’s why the dev team should figure out how to make them lol.
