✨Tabatha✨

I appreciate his use of free will, even if it's cloaked in a Hawks jersey.

I spotted the guy who skates and puck handles in the bike lane skating up Clark St. last night.

There was a cool little vacant building near me. Just a rare one-story glass box. I pass it near daily and hoped they'd put something cool in there (like a conveyor belt donut shop, I don't know).

And then bam, out of nowhere it's a fucking Taco Bell.

My huge yoshi plush wearing flight safety equipment with graham crackers and jack daniels

Flight attendants had to move my giant yoshi plush to an empty seat in the back because it was taking too much room in the ceiling compartment, look a what they did to him 😭😭

Hey, that's the comfiest way!

Back of a black denim jacket with an orange sequin and beaded tiger crouching across the back. The shoulders are flanked with strips of gold pyramid studs.

More gold pyramid studs on the from shoulder with a pin of a white bunny leaping through a hoop of gold and lavender stars

More gold pyramid studs on the from shoulder with a red heart-shaped enamel pin that says "NOPE"

I think my favorite jacket is finally "finished"

I somehow got added to their email list a few years back and couldn't get it blocked as spam for the life of me.

Me: Why is my back tight?

*Camera cuts to me doing 50+ flips and cartwheels in a gymnastics class the night before*

Me: Why is my low back tight?

*Camera cuts to me upside down on a pole, hanging on for dear life by my knee skin for an hour last night

Then you stay over at his place and he's trying not to bring out his CPAP for as long as possible.

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There's nothing worse than the idea of having a new partner around in your late 30s.

It puts all your weird habits under a microscope. They stay over for the first time and it's like, "okay, I'm gonna turn on my white noise now..."

I would like less access to me, for them.

I'm honestly impressed.

Girl dinner tonight is female ingenuity 🎀

We've seen another morning of increased ICE activity with DHS helicopter out and about in Chicagoland.

Feds have taken people from Humboldt Park and Ravenswood. Vehicles also seen in Rogers Park. ICE watchers are asking north side neighbors to get outside and keep an eye on landscapers & laborers.

Couldn't understand why I felt like shit for so long so I started taking curcumin and drinking turmeric ginger tea just to see (not a doctor and this is not advice), but holy shit am I starting to feel normal again.

I just felt swollen all over all the time. Such a relief to move freely again.

Every time there's a nice day and I see a lady driving around in a red convertible, top down, with a big dog inside, I feel like I really see her. We're on the same page. She knows exactly who she is and what she's doing with her life. She is unshakeable.

Never heard the music, but I really like this album cover.

“Why is no one being persecuted over the Epstein files?”
They have class solidarity. If we want things changed we also need to develop some class solidarity.

Me: Which one did your friend visit, the Dallas World Aquarium or the mall aquarium?
Chicago friend: Um, probably the main one. "Mall aquarium" is a brand new term that was just added to my vocabulary.

A white cartoon bunny with starry eyes and flaming chili peppers that says "yes, add chilli"

Every time I ask, "is it spicy?," people assume I want to hear that the thing is unspicy and not extra spicy 🥺

I wanted to see through time. I wanted to meet the space coyote.

Even better if they serve shitty coffee and a damn fine slice of pie under the train rumbles. So good.

I have a strange affinity for little cafes tucked under the train tracks.

They're being all clandestine.

Photo of frozen croissants

Exercised my free will and I now have 204 frozen croissants from Costco

I’m from LA, so I assumed it was cocaine, but turns out…

YOU’VE MADE YOUR POINT, CHICAGO.

Damn, maybe. And it's snowing again now.

That is so wild. LP is like a mile away. I got a blizzard of tufty snow for maybe 30-45 min downtown.

I'll trade ya

It's almost 40F ffs