💀Kristofer💀

Is it ableist to tell my son he can’t write because he doesn’t have thumbs

He is also a cat

Something they don’t warn you about when you get a hand tattoo is that once it starts itching you’re kind of fucked. The normal slapping method doesn’t really work on your fingers.

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I would like to note that he did it again last night, so either he’s finally warming up to me or I’m dying.

A grey cat partially under a blanket.

Earl, who doesn’t really cuddle with me, slept in my bed next to me until he was forcibly evicted, so that was weird.

I am gnawing on the bars of my enclosure. When will my ao3 return from war????

ANOTHER
PROOFTEXT
FOR
WHY
BILLIONAIRES
(aka not Ms. Parton)
SHOULD
NOT
EXIST

(ps still believe Ms. Parton is a lamed vavnik)

(tradition teaches that there are 36 unidentified righteous people at any given moment whose actions hold up the whole world.)

Everything I know about Heated Rivalry has been learned against my will, and everything I see about it just further solidifies that I am NOT the target demographic for this show.

That last one is Jeremy Knox and Laila Dermott, and that is all I know. #aftg

(this is a joke; my actual response is probably just going to be to go to bed)

ao3 is down, time to make bad choices

Kris’s Finch friend code

If any of you use Finch, add me as a friend!

A green tattoo reading “diplomacy, in my own name.”

An update!

I’ll just keep being in love with the women’s team, ig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rip 💀💀

There’s something about Louis’ way of speaking, idk. He’s very…poetic?

Fair fair. I loved him and his overexplanation of the word nice, personally.

Why are we taking issue with Louis he was great

abled people: can u do the thing?? disabled people:...technically yes BUT it would hurt like hell/ruin my day/trigger a flare/exhaust me/be a fall risk/make me more sick AND THEN i would have to spend a day in bed/increase my dosage/cancel all my other plans/spend a week recovering afterwards abled people:...but you CAN do it [2 people talking 1400s or something] oh, they are such dicks about spoons!

Most accurate thing I've ever read

#TVLSpoilers

Loustat SOFTNESS
LOUSTAT FIGHTING…
Armandstans dragging lestat…

ITS ALREADY PERFECT….

Oh yeah, he's coming. #TheVampireLestat

The new tvl clip I am VIBRATING

That’s so fair. I had to make sure bc I’m a penguins fan and Guentzel is my boy (even tho he is no longer with us) and I wanted to make sure I’d not missed some drama 😅

Genuine question, can I ask why you don’t like them? Is it just a general Pittsburgh Penguins dislike or did they do something?

I am currently very full of soup, which is basically the same thing as being very full of love.

HAPPY PAST DEVIL'S MINION DAY

I sent a picture of Jake Guentzel getting his gold medal and captioned it “MY BOY” and my friend replied asking if it was “the gay hockey show” 😭😭😭

This may be man repellent, but I fear it might be lesbian attractant (it’s me, I’m the lesbian who finds it attractive)

We love to see an Olympic gold medal USA hockey sweep

No, there’s no escape