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I just did the strip of charity shops in Swansea City Centre and in the first one I noticed there were these two women in their seventies bitching about a woman from their church. They continued this in every shop. I thought they were being harsh at first but now I agree. Sandra IS the worst hahaha.

19.12.2025 11:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve found three grey hairs in my fringe this week alone. I fear I’m on my last pope.

12.12.2025 18:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🎧🎧🎧🎧🎧

03.12.2025 14:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m going tonight lol. My third time seeing him 🥰🥰🥰

11.11.2025 17:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not me wearing a Billy Joel shirt to a Loyle Carner concert

07.11.2025 18:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Come with me to Albert Hall” sounds so cringe hahaha

07.11.2025 18:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

New York has Zohran Mamdani. I have someone who has queue cut me in Jenkins bakery on more than one occasion.

05.11.2025 11:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
05.11.2025 07:55 👍 52 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Plaid Cymru GAIN Caerphilly from Labour.

24.10.2025 01:11 👍 161 🔁 24 💬 6 📌 14

Weekend ruined

11.10.2025 19:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Diane Keaton has died” SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!

11.10.2025 19:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I might levitate hearing Michelangelo Dying live tonight

09.10.2025 12:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Me @ the dance The Samba:

20.09.2025 16:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I bloody love an American Smooth. I want to become an incredibly minor celeb just so I can do one on Strictly and go home in the first week.

20.09.2025 16:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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September 5th 2025. The day I met Whoopi Goldberg 😭😭😭😭😭

05.09.2025 21:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol. I saw a play matinee in London today and this woman shouted RWYN MYND I’R TŶ BACH to her boyfriend who was half way down my row.

23.07.2025 17:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve always said it’s Adam Lewis’ world and we’re just living in it

28.06.2025 10:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tourists always take photos outside the most random places. I just saw a family posing for a group pic outside Morfa Morrisons lol.

02.06.2025 13:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pepperami as a meal deal snack is insane btw

31.05.2025 09:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The radio sitcom ‘Gulls’ is now available to listen to on BBC Sounds - you’ll find it tucked inside the latest episode of ‘Kiri’s Comedy Club’ 🦅♥️

23.05.2025 09:56 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Happy Swansea Pride. Nia will be on stage at 17:30. Be there or be square mawma.

17.05.2025 10:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol. A fella at the train station just told me to hurry up with the toilet handdryer like it was a pay phone in the slammer.

13.05.2025 21:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy belated birthday : )

04.05.2025 09:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I did a British Cinema post 1997 module during undergrad and had a 9am viewing of Gwledd one day. Miss that module so much!

28.04.2025 20:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yikes!

25.04.2025 12:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was in Berlin in 2016! I was on the metro when I found out Prince had died.

25.04.2025 07:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Literally on shuffle right now 😂😂😂

14.04.2025 14:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Afternoon Josh Tillman Was Super Nice To His Fans But Told Us He Couldn’t Take Selfies Because He Was Late For His Soundcheck Lol

14.04.2025 14:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How about we put tariffs on comedians who don’t have clear punchlines. Every time there isn’t a punchline where I think there should be one, you have to give me ten percent of the ticket price back lol.

06.04.2025 09:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0