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Tua to Atlanta

09.03.2026 15:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Threat Level Pasqualoni on Wall Street today:

09.03.2026 13:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reddick’s car looks so fucking good

08.03.2026 20:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SMOKEY MOUTAIN RAIIIIIIIIIIIIN KEEEPS ON FALLLLLLLLLLLLIN

08.03.2026 05:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh I’m finna text you

05.03.2026 15:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Samoas don’t hit the same after the name change.

04.03.2026 16:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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GET FUCKED CHUMBA CASINO

04.03.2026 16:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Which is really funny to read considering how both Dale and Teresa treated Jr. and Kelley with money.

03.03.2026 20:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have a hypothesis in mind that the PGA Tour and NASCAR have the same problems and are working in different directions to fix them.

03.03.2026 18:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish people could bring the same energy that people have for Ed Bastien fucking up everything DAL was good at and apply that to everything going on.

03.03.2026 16:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been reading about Ba’athism and I think American politics needs a party where one of the tenets is having a Dale mustache.

03.03.2026 16:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love my ginger liberal driver

03.03.2026 16:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ayatollah Chris Jericho

02.03.2026 21:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Met a guy that toured with them. Not very positive.

02.03.2026 18:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just saw that Erik Prince is against attacking Iran. That motherfucker loves war and knows how to make money and he thinks this one is a bad idea. That’s where we are at.

02.03.2026 01:54 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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I’ve panic-crammed before, but never like this:

02.03.2026 01:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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All I do is sleep

01.03.2026 14:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Arby’s newest promotion is called the “Meat and Three” but it comes with five items. Arby’s is the most “whatever, fuck it, nobody gives a fuck” fast food chain ever.

28.02.2026 14:13 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Getting people to side with a brutal theocratic regime is a tough job but he managed to pull it off.

28.02.2026 13:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean surely this regime change action won’t turn out like the last one

28.02.2026 11:41 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is what they do all day.

26.02.2026 20:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, Amazon Music, I definitely want to listen to Keith Whitley while playing golf.

26.02.2026 16:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s a sleeper. Hard to find a clean one that hasn’t been run ragged now.

25.02.2026 20:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There’s a merlot-colored one in my neighborhood and I’ve been really nice to the old man that owns it to get in his ear when he sells it.

25.02.2026 20:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

1. CW5 is insane
2. Kinda ramrodded that MOH through congress huh?

25.02.2026 15:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The most Hideo Kojima-lookin ah soldier ever

25.02.2026 15:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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24.02.2026 17:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How the hell yall got so much time to watch all this tv?

24.02.2026 17:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m all in on Stephen Garcia being the Carson Hocevar of CFB.

23.02.2026 00:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sports is full of dumb motherfuckers doing shit at an elite level, but it is kinda wild how insanely stupid racecar drivers can be.

23.02.2026 00:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0