What’s your aspirational hobby? That thing you really enjoy that you ought to let yourself do more often?
Mine’s making out with hot guys. And seeing local bands in bars. Is there a way to combine the two? I might prioritize that.
OMG how long until the dryer is done and I can finish packing? I have to get up at 4:15 in the morning to get to the airport. I ain’t got time for this shit.
Granted my feed isn’t especially robust, but I don’t see anyone pointing out the fact that an OUT HOT HOMO was a solo feature in tonight’s halftime show. GIT IT RICKY MARTIN
Can make for an entertaining evening, though
If you were really sorry, you’d come over
Feeling nostalgic about Waldenbooks and B. Dalton.
My unshaven armpit which has remarkably little hair
I don’t shave my pits. It’s just sparse like Mia Goth’s eyebrows.
I have so many questions
Felt photogenic
Who is it, if you don’t mind? I’m looking for a tattooist exactly like that.
I joined the expensive gym (and turned off 3 streamers to justify the cost). Rich people be a lot more naked in the locker room. Who knew? I’ve seen more swinging dicks in two weeks than in four years at Planet Fitness.
People are generally friendly. What’s to be scared of?
God, I love The Sundays. Also, I’m 53.
Ah, it gets gayer, whiter, and older! 🤣
Tell me you’re a middle aged gay white guy without telling me you’re a middle aged gay white guy. I’m kinda surprised Pulp beat out Chappell Roan, but not totally surprised.
If you’re talking about camping at a gay campground, I’ve done it by myself a lot. Totally recommend. There are a few in MO and OK, but I haven’t been to those
Knowing me…
You afraid they’re gonna come after gay marriage? Screw that. They want to make sodomy a crime again. They still hate us.
I’d love a weekend of tenting at a gay campground and nerding out at a theme park, but my tent won’t fit in a carry on. I miss being within driving distance of the Busch Gardens/Sawmill combination.
Fire
Ever look at yourself in the mirror and think “I look pretty good!”
And also “I totally wouldn’t fuck that guy”?
Wait, does “I can’t see taps” mean “I have notifications turned off (which is much more intentional)?” Or does it mean “I don’t know how settings work?”
If you wanted to be an inflatable frog for Halloween I hope you already bought the costume. I hope to see lots of them tomorrow; they’ll be sold out and scarce as hen’s teeth for a few weeks!
I left home early Tuesday morning, spent 23 hours in airports and on planes, spent 3 days in Europe (mostly for work), spent 23 more hours in airports and planes and now I’m home and JET LAG IS REAL, Y’ALL. I’m punchy as hell
I kinda wanna rail a twink.
I ain’t mad at this pic
I wouldn’t mind getting laid this weekend. If you’re that hot cashier at Whole Foods who totally checked me out, hmu 😆
Woot
How was the show?
