Fran

Frame it.

Worth a try, the oil might even get cloned!

Love his intimation that Bam didn’t come by his 83 honestly like Kobe did. My man, 80+ point games are like billionaires. None of them happen ethically.

There is no answer to the Trolley Problem, morally correct or otherwise. It's a thought experiment to frame a discussion about culpability.

BUT ALSO it's broken containment from philosophy seminars in a way that's unhelpful and foolish

"Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds

Another go in the fryer so they finish cooking.

I agree with “Let people enjoy things”.

Not today.

Catholic school was full of people insisting that God was a bureaucrat.

Eugene Skeevy

The villian edit for sure. Not being fluent in dino, the documentarians will confuse my self-loathing for aggression.

It’s so demoralizing that they remain committed to a version of the team that stopped being viable two years ago.

Hmm. If only there were someone currently writing Lower Decks stories that would be up for the gig…

That’s embargoed. Until it’s not.

A sport requires physical skills and exertion?

Wait, standing to wipe is weird?

It says everything that I can’t be 100% sure if this is a direct quote or you doing a bit.

They must know something we don’t.

And picking Phillips over Carter would be worse.

If you ever want to get them back, just say the name “Craig” within earshot. It drives them insane.

I was cleaning out the fridge today and found a jar of curry paste that expired in 2014. That means it moved house with us ten years ago, already well past its peak.

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

Me, right now. And it’s not even an action scene.

This is the first time in 30 years I have thought about beer balls.

🤨

Man, they all seem to have started treating fast food like American haute cuisine like the boss does.

I think the impact is less about the games themselves and more about who is entrusted to conduct the verification. If it's a sketchy company who asks for way too much like with the under-16 social media ban, that's unacceptable.

My “I’m not saying they’re making it up” t-shirt has people asking questions already answered by the shirt.

Greg Kinnear called me a "real weirdo".

F9: A Space Odyssey

Beau Is Afraid: Into the Spider-Verse

Carpenter, bank teller.