disembodied mars 🎱🧛🏻✨

not the apparent temp being 12 degrees lower… wtf 😣😣😣😣

he looks so majestic in that

it was an absolute unit, it made me very upset that i couldn’t unhinge my jaw to eat the whole thing properly lol

dude back in rio there was this fancy burger restaurant that had the most ridiculous tall ass burger you really could only eat with a knife and fork bc they were unsquishable (so tasty tho)

cool, i will check it out!

where do you get your audiobooks that isn’t audible? my library hasva terrible selection and i really want to get back into listening to more books, so lmk!

best friend!! high school!! after all!! please for the love of GOD!!!

it’s EACH [space] OTHER. EACH OTHER. two words!!!

i get them from an eyewear brand, it’s not super expensive (like £85 for a pair) but not necessarily money i’m comfortable throwing around for non-practical reasons 😅

i have prescription sunglasses but it means i can really afford one pair lol i’d love a couple more in different styles

How To Be A Hip Sunglasses Baddie When You Need Prescription Lenses

mortifying!!!!! (but hopefully something to laugh at once the horror wears off?)

😂😂😂😂 omg!!!

LOOK i’m not the best at typing on this tiny phone keyboard on my best day but i feel like i make more typos on this damn app than anywhere else… what gives??

maybe tomorrow! when i’m already out lol too tired to go back out in the world again today

honestly i don’t think i can be bothered to leave the house again today 😂😂😂 (i did post this before eating dinner and now that i’ve eaten i’m pretty full and sleepy)

i have about 3hr45 to decide if my okive craving is bad enough that i’m willing to go out to lidl… should i?

fun fact i only learned that this is called mangetout this week

it’s an epidemic

if you have been internet-influences to dramatically increase your fibre intake please remember to also drink a lot
more water!! it will wreck your body if you don’t!

man i really have locked into a Proper skincare regimen and my skin actually feels so much better…

ofc yeah covid was a hydrogen bomb on online fan spaces 😬

genuinely asking bc i have no idea!

i’ve been seeing this claim that people behave in this unhinged way in fandoms now is because of kpop. i haven’t ever engaged with kpop in any capacity so i’d love to know— is that true? are they really that obsessive and parasocial with kpop?

damn people are allergic to the apostrophe-s these days…

i’m dogsitting an english bulldog this weekend 🥰🥰🥰🥰

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT AAAAAAAAH

if i had there’s not even a chance in hell he would have seen it anyway but it’s a funny idea 😂

accidentally almost sent an omegaverse reel to djo while trying to send it to my friend 😂

it’s unreal how expensive lucy & yak clothes are… what do you mean £35 for a flimsy tshirt?????