Ever since they put a pig heart in me people have been very cavalier in attributing my behaviour to the heart. I am enjoying bigger breakfast after a light dinner last night, not "giving into the pig".
Jesus Penis
Groom
Philippines Civil Registration (National), 1945-1996
We both agreed that I was correct on that occasion.
@gkfunkdub.bsky.social
Remember our Aquasky/Aquaskee discussion?
Between 2-15 years ago.
Hammered.
That's the one I remembered, but I remembered it all wrong.
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
Forgot about Cyclone, it's a banger alright
Hang this in the Louvre
a-ha comic book
guys with wrenches
singer being hit with wrenches
dead body
The plot of the comic book "A-ha", which a woman reads as part of the music video for "Take on Me" by the band A-ha, is that guys show up and beat the singer from the band A-ha to death with wrenches. That's what's inside the comic book. That's how it ends.
The best account of why Iron Maiden are actually good I've ever entertained.
On account of @impq.bsky.social I’ve written a bit about Heavy Metal
open.substack.com/pub/junglist...
Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
He truly was a very good cat.
Watch with sound on
Another super rich, tax dodging cunt to add to the list.
The stranglehold that Monopoly has on the family board game market is indescribable.
Marabou Stork
DOCTOR: Your test results are back and it turns out you’re a fucked up mangy bald bird with a big weird nutsack neck. It’s a pretty bad situation. You should check out the great clown, Pagliacci.
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKIN ‘ELL
@robdelaney.bsky.social this was in one of my "on this day" things. it still makes me laugh at loud. never change too much.
january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
@gkfunkdub.bsky.social
Pretty sure he’s trying to hide the scar he got trying to steal a medallion off a woman in a bar fire in Nepal in the 1930s.
Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room
Off we go in our three games and immediately, Chelsea attack at Palace, Esetvao drilling a cross-cum-shot through the corridor but to no one.
Do we have to call it that
your lesbian aunt posing with one of the founders of Studio Ghibli at Comic Con
Ripley Aliens meme where she says ‘I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure’ and I changed it to read ‘I say we put all of the bins out’
Idiotic right-wing propoganda: "London - before everything, it was one of the most beautiful, clean and safest places in Britain." In the AI image, a character in the foreground has his feet on the wrong way, facing backwards.
London in the good old days - before everyone's feet pointed forwards.
