figaro the tuxedo cat sits with his arms all folded up stupid and his head completely retracted into his neck
what da hell is that
12.03.2026 03:36
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figaro the tuxedo cat sits with his arms all folded up stupid and his head completely retracted into his neck
what da hell is that
meme diagram showing clever thoughts in a person’s head, ??? in their mouth, and a speech bubble that says “the pussy is splendiforous”
mmy god.
Portfolio reference graphic 1 showing what I've worked on and how. The Absurd Theatre of Eric Hanada, Act 1 Preview, by caede styles: Format. ANGEL/PEARL by Friction Press: Copy edit, proofread, format, cover typeset (back). As the Devil Drives, by Rhem T. Bright: Developmental edit, proofread, format, cover typeset. Beyond Bringers, by visceralhit / V. E. Phemera: Developmental edit, line edit, copy edit, proofread, format.
Portfolio reference graphic 2. Bloodbound (parts 1 through 3), by Lily Flower: Developmental edit, line edit. MidHeaven, by ArcFlash: Line edit, proofread, format. Negative Resist, by piamo: Format. The Night Prince & The Rosefinch, by Friction Press: Copy edit, proofread, format, cover typeset.
Portfolio reference graphic 3. Every title on this page just has a formatting credit. Peacock, by DecadentJackal. Return to the World!, by piamo. Return to Return to the World!, by piamo. Sanctuary 17223, Vol. 1, by caede styles.
Portfolio reference graphic 4. The Stillborn Moon & The Stolen Ember (digital edition), by Friction Press: Proofread, format. Teeth, by Soraya E. Quinn: Copy edit, proofread, format. Un Caso Assai Bizzarro, by J. Phaedrus: Developmental edit, format, cover lettering and typeset. Velvet Season One: Antlers, by Friction Press: Format.
hi, i'm vert, and i'm an indie pub workhorse. i've worked with some of your fave freaks, and i'd love to work with you, too!
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getting a coupon that would have worked on something you JUST bought is so evil
YEAH LMFAO LITERALLY—looking at your other comment i did hear cookout used around me but mostly by friends with families from further south, or especially by black friends. i wouldn’t have said there was a difference between cookout and barbecue other than who used the terms!
barbecue, mid-atlantic/DMV
he was so evil all morning. i finally got a little more sleep and now he’s being a perfect little innocent baby but the elephant remembers.
dip pen drawing of olruggio clutching qifrey’s face and body close to him, as if he could pull him inside himself
mo shíorghrá / where nobody knows you and nobody gives a damn / i am your keeper i am yours til they come
figaro. please.
#totw i don’t even know anymore man
sometimes the anxiety of waiting for the other shoe to drop when good things happen is more exhausting than the anxiety of knowing bad things are happening. i am. so tired.
A marker and colored pencil drawing of two tigers embracing with a rainbow above them.
Tigers, 11x14 inches, 2025
marker and colored pencil
Sold at the BLFC’25 art show
my partner has def mentioned this and just replaces them more often to compensate but i think it just be like that tbh
screenshot from genius of one section of the song Lonely Touch by Sarah Kinsley: "How to say what I want Is to talk without tongues Just to speak, not to yearn Just to know without words Just to feel under skin Through your veins and through your limbs Where you are and where you've been Just to know you without talking"
truly cannot stop talking about this EP in general but this specific song for my oc calloway--love, self-denial of it, and the ability to speak eloquently about everything except it www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffrg...
i love that every phone menu in the world now has a message that says "you can do this online btw" as if i would be fucking calling them if i could solve the problem online
I KNOW....... it's grid paper which i love but it's like a nonstandard size of grid. which is so sad bc it's like perfect for my big ass handwriting. im gonna try a slightly smaller one and see how it feels though
I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT but i got it at flying tiger and already checked their website and i don't think it exists anymore?? which is tragic but im trying to find alternatives lol
he's rounding out my purple hoes :)
photo of my keychain including a single subaru key fob, 2 Lorenz FE3H charms, and precisely 5 Xander FE:Fates charms
had to repair my car keychain because a few jump rings had come loose. 8/10 needs more xanders. unfortunately it’s 2026
pretty fake wedding invitation with white and purple flower motifs. in the middle is a picture of montarsolo as magnifico and desderi as dandini from 1981 ponnelle cenerentola 2in apart glaring at each other. the text reads "UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO pre-release movie stream. join me to watch the 1981 ponnelle production of la cenerentola (with yaoi commentary). twitch.tv/hamshemjapheth. the stream times are saturday 14 march @ 11am cet/9pm aedt/6am est and sunday 15 march @ 8pm cet/6am aedt/3pm est"
in less than a week UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO is releasing and to celebrate im having movie nights 🎉 this weekend i'll be streaming the 1981 ponnelle opera film of LA CENERENTOLA (with yaoi color commentary) on twitch over at www.twitch.tv/hamshemjapheth!
a simple drawing of a cat indignantly meowing captioned whiner.
#catcrumb
i’d like another of an unbranded notebook i bought in copenhagen in 2018. unfortunately you may see the issue with this.
like its only funny now because nothing happened. But.
got the bug to check the batteries/function on our smoke detectors last week which is how i realize my mother in law didnt have any and we've just been living in this house for 2 and a half years without any and its funny now because i fixed that but like. The
Fading to black but it’s just for complicated action scenes while all the sex scenes are written in full
A wonderfully freaky, entrancing, and upmost perfect earlztli commission I got from (but in a way also for) my beloved @motheatenwizard.bsky.social~ God. I love my girlfriend and playing freaky barbies with her.
#earlztli #EztliComms
My piece for @zinedenuit.bsky.social
I love my old man Geralt
💭 tattoo
