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Let's play a game

Your pet gets chosen to be immortalised on a banknote

Which picture are you submitting?

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Yeah you are. Go on Amazon chat and get a bit aggy with them, they'll refund you. I've done it loads cos one driver round here can't seem to deliver parcels effectively 🙃

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

That's on my list to watch with mum! That's definitely imminent.
Need something to also watch on me own

I have a HUGE list of things to watch but I'm being indecisive. Tell me what to watch

It does, thank you very much

The ones on our buses you usually can't hear what they're saying. Would be easier just to shout it 😂

Ikr. He'd go up in a puff of smoke

Vet said to just keep an eye on him, as he didn't seem to actually have anything on him. He still absolutely stinks. Hopefully it'll dissipate and he won't ingest any

Receptionist is gunna chat to the vet and ring me back 🩷

Yeah I'm really worried. Maybe I'll ring them. Thanks Moo x

@katemaryw.bsky.social 🩷

£10 Tuesday, kiddos

www.boots.com/tuesday-offer

He still stinks 😩

Mum said the same. No open flames for a bit 😬
Hope it doesn't last long. He absolutely stinks

The baby wipes didn't help. He has washed himself a lot and drunk a lot of water. I hope it's not going to make him ill 😭
There's absolutely no way I could bath him. I'd end up in a&e 😩

A black and white cat curled up asleep inside his little cat tunnel

SOMEONE came home absolutely honking of petrol.
He's been inside a car hasn't he? Up in the engine or something?
Just wiped him all over with baby wipes which he obviously loved.
Eejit.

The promenade in Brighton with a bench in the foreground and the Palace Pier in the distance but only just visible through the mist

Spoopy!

A cinema screen with normal cinema seats taken from the back

No sofas today. At least the seats recline a bit though

😂😂😂

An x-ray image of both of my feet

Throwback to my feet being x-rayed.
SKELLY.

This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.

QUICHE #1

Because he knows HE is Best in Show, of course

I reckon a copy and paste job 😂
It's too pathetic to be anything technical ahaha

It's such strange behaviour! Commenting on everything is annoying anyway but commenting the exact same thing across socials? It's a bit unhinged 😬

That doesn't answer my question

Utterly insane. Chocolate bars are insane money now. 30p when I was a kid would get you a full size normal bar, like a Mars or Snickers or whatever and now it's triple that 😭

WHAT?! That's mental.
You need to be my chocolate dealer 😂