Dire!
11.03.2026 03:32
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Dire!
Still going well with UPS
I might finally get the truth on a couple of girls I dated in college. I've always had my suspicions.
So I'm not the only one having wonderful space adventures when I'm doing housework. 🧑🚀
Noam Chomsky's fall from grace has been a devastating blow to excruciatingly dull men everywhere.
MASSIVE WIN FOR CALIFORNIANS
My former Republican girlfriend wants to join me at the 3/28 protest in JT!! Another convert!!!
I agree, they are unwatchable. Another old time performer I can't deal with is the bandleader Kay Kyser. No clue why that guy was popular.
We got to see Ringo and his All Starr band in Las Vegas last fall. Incredible night. Unforgettable.
My main takeaway from the Jack Smith testimony: we should push our presidential candidate to make him Attorney General in 2029.
JD Vance announces his 2028 campaign slogan: Yes We Klan.
RFK Jr. should have paid more attention to the comics in 1968.
When that motherfucker draws his last breath, it will set off the biggest party in recorded history all around the world.🤔
Just like Josh on the West Wing suggested, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
UNFUN FACT: Pete Hegseth is responsible for killing more people for Trump's cult than Charles Manson is responsible for killing for his cult.
Quiet, piggy.
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
– FDR
"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country"
– JFK
“When one of us falters, we all falter. When one of us rises, we all rise.”
– Barack Obama
"Quiet, piggy!"
– Trump
Trump's Smith Indictment error:
When Jack Smith enters court, the judge will ask for ALL material pertaining to said investigation.
Jack Smith will - under order of the court - provide all material that the Trump Administration ordered him not to disclose. Under Oath. By Law.
Have a great day.
The new decor at the White House looks like it was generated by AI in response to the request: "What would his house look like if the tackiest man in the world won the lottery?"
A screenshot of two social media posts. The first is from Gavin Newsom, who writes, “We just did.” The second is from the official White House account, saying “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” followed by an image of the United States flag.
I found it easier to understand Speake Mike Johnson once I realized he's not just a "flawed Christian."
He is the new Roy Cohn, another duplicitous closet case always eager to advance the agendas of genuinely awful people.
I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
