the mean fairy

made two new ATCs that are going out to IA today 💕

#snailmail #atc #disney

now that i’ve got my morning potatoes nothing can go wrong!

cant believe i have seen the ancient texts unfold

i’m sorry but i think it’s absolutely despicable to name your child brendan (excluding brendan fraser ofc)

i recently bought a copy of the klutz paper fashions kit with all the original pieces that i used to have growing up and this is the first thing i’ve made with it and im just over the moon

but are you a chicken nugget or a chicken tender?

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!!

(but i actually just need a new piercing)

why would you share this world with me if you didn’t want me to love it?

i don’t understand how people still use facebook, it’s literally the bad place

comedy actors in dramas will never not hit

(yes this is about jim carrey in eternal sunshine of the spotless mind)

i’ll never be funny again 😞

(i forgot the hilarious thing everyone said i should bleet)

kevin ortega directing this masterpiece

open.spotify.com/track/7kEuCr...

being comfortable shitting in public begins with shitting in barnes and noble cause you can’t help it

I LOVE SENDING MY BABY BOO BOO BEAR STUPID TIK TOKS AND FORCING THEM TO WATCH IT WHILE I WATCH THEIR REACTION

me fighting for my life trying to make it upstairs to my apartment in time after a double espresso

went to our local cafe and my partner didn’t even wanna sit in the sunny spot 😤

am i the only one who has never had an issue on tik tok of following/unfollowing/blocking someone when i didn’t know?

#ootd 🧚🏼‍♂️🍇☕️

why sun so pretty if not allowed to look at

dice 🤤

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me on my way to bother my dm every chance possible

thinking about unfollowing everyone i’ve ever followed on tik tok and instagram just to restart 😈

i don’t feel comfortable looking into anyone’s eyes by yours ♥️

nauseous cause i haven’t eaten
can’t eat cause im nauseous
😔

i’d like to argue that the hunger games are NOT a high school reading level

i think to truly get the full depth of them you need to have more lived experience

i’m not saying they SHOULDNT be read at that age cause they should i just think rereads at older ages are necessary for full comprehension

AND I DONT CARE IF SHES A CANNIBAL KILLER, SHES PERFECT TO ME!!

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me asking my partner for $20 for a new video game after i haven’t finished any others i’ve started

can’t believe that there are people who DONT want the music full volume screaming with the windows down sun shining cuntmobile driving bass bumping ass vibrating throat hurting speeding flying chasing dreaming yapping slaying on this perfect day by hoku club classics oh naur cleo throwback summer???

i stand on business! (and it’s just me refusing to a watch a movie that my enemy likes until like 9 years later)

guys i thought it was chat gBt this whole time, i didnt know it was chat gPt

(either way fuck ai)