Hawk Gates

Lou Ferrigno is at the Laker game

Dude you need to try the Cumberland Burger from Cumberland Farms

Acute problems require obtuse solutions

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Proud to say the AI server we used to help construct the next internet has the “exterminate humans” switch set firmly to off. And we put tape over it.

McHale clothesline truther: “McHale is innocent!”

JJ Reddit has proven he deserves to be in the conversation with the greatest coaches ever

Hitting your post with a like a retweet and a reply within the first minute and seeing a few hours later that’s all it got. Sorry

Oil tankers have left the strait of Hormuz, and are now moving through, Pharrell’s big hat!

Taking my ball and going home because it got dark out and we’re finished playing

(rhythm of the night)

there's a gorilla with a knife
a knife
oh yeah
gorilla with a knife

this is me running for my life
my life
oh yeah
gorilla with a knife

De la Soul is Dead has good skits

Jfk jr has beat red skin and he looks like a hotdog

Lake erie is an aquired taste

Dandruff was 99% cured worldwide but now it’s combing back because of jfk jr

Ooooo I’m staring down a firm deadline

Would you be a fresh set of eyes on an important project?

Phones should have a train mode that lets you electronically control the thoughts of the conductor

There’s 3 guys standing outside my door saying “Nyuk nyuk nyuk”

All personal news

Fluids have a certain je ne sais quoi

the rapper Drake named himself after a duck #birds

No I mean way bigger

They should make a Tahoe but bigger

The only place I want to be nickel and dimed is at the local 5 and dime

Fluids go right through your fingers. Guess that’s where the name comes from…

Try pushing fluids. You can’t.

We’ll be right back with PAULY SHORE

I used to think late night hosts lived at the historic Ed Sullivan Theater

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