I couldn't afford an AI companion, so I got a Magic 8 Ball to carry around with me and now we're in love.
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I couldn't afford an AI companion, so I got a Magic 8 Ball to carry around with me and now we're in love.
one upside of all of this is the revelation that the swinging dick bankers and big rah rah capital execs and billionaires are actually meek little scared dogs and president AOC or whoever (god willing) should walk them on a leash and make them drink out of a bowl
This seems bad.
Trump officials moving onto military bases is a ridiculous, absolutely inappropriate thing, and the NYT story that credulously credited claimed threats as justifying such a move is also ridiculous.
Happy to say I’ve been boycotting Chili’s for a very long time because their food sucks and their drinks are watered down and overpriced. Also treat their employees bad. The service employees I know “end up” at Chili’s for a stint before landing a better job. So fuck Chili’s is what I’m saying.
They both look terrible. Like teenagers thinking they’re taking a badass photo, but really it’s just…this.
Yes. Both records are meaningless. Bam shot 43 free throws and played almost 42 minutes in a blowout win. His team mates shot 16 free throws combined, and not one played 30 minutes or attempted 10 shots. At least Bryant only shot 20 FTs.
Kobe would never have posted a gaudy scoring total if it meant eclipsing a great player from the past, though, having been justly renowned for his willingness to take a back seat and let others enjoy the glory
"We realized we were making ourselves deeply vulnerable to a class action suit that absolutely would have wiped us out financially so we're going to find a way to do this without actual human names attached."
At least 4 of the companies awarded contracts so far are owned by Cerberus Capital Management, a private equity firm founded by billionaire Steve Feinberg, who's current job is the Deputy Secretary of Defense.
I can translate this page.
Red Wookie: “You mustard fur motherfucker!”
Mustard Fur Motherfucker: “AARGH!!”
That’s because this does very little for oil supply, for a very short time.
Republicans can’t be doing this when they’re walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they don’t want the Mad King to yell at them bsky.app/profile/tito...
Moscow is giving Iran specific advice on drone tactics to hit US and Gulf nation targets in the Middle East, source tells CNN. https://cnn.it/4sCIm64
also genuinely tragic that kobe bryant isn't alive to see this because he was a huge asshole and this would've made him really mad in a very funny way
Democrats: Well look at that. Trump is actually fucking himself over, and killing Republicans. -punches themselves in the crotch-
Not to mention, it will do fuck all about oil prices or prices at the pump. 18¢/gallon is nothing when you’re paying $8.00 per.
The officer who killed Ruben Ray Martinez has been identified as Homeland Security Investigations agent Jack Stevens.
Hm
This is just astonishingly great reporting.
All of the crises the White House has claimed over the last 14 months were planned in advance. All of them.
And however much contempt you have for media outlets who reverently relayed Trump's claim to have no relation to Project 2025, it isn't enough.
So … World War III.
He says this as he nails a copy of the Ten Commandments to a public school wall.
this bullshit goes back to thinking the cotton gin might be a replacement for slavery
I just learned about something called recency bias.
It's my favorite thing ever.
feels like a bank shot in that it would use the power of the state to enforce social conformity AND hound teachers who would protect those kids out of the profession by threatening them with $100k fines if they fail to report which boys are growing long hair or which girls like trucks
Kolanovic.
NBC’s Richard Engel: “The White House meme campaign is outraging many former US military commanders… they say only someone who has never really seen combat would think it’s a joke and put out material like this.”
Meaningless unless he votes against Johnson. Just trying to save their skin in Cali.
Trump bought Netflix and Warner Bros bonds at height of bidding war with Paramount
www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
Impeach her. Simple.
