Barbara Fernandez

Unless his donkey is hiding 😝

I'm in London about to lead a tour for the Changing of the Guards ceremony. I may well use this

And then of course there's the unspoken challenge: some asses are bigger than others (mine is up there for sure)

For anyone who needs cheering up today. Best reason I can think of for going into a wheat field (ahem - ok 2nd best 😉)

I do have some autistic traits because of BPD...which clearly must be me taking the wrong brand of aspirin 😊

I'm not half as smart, gifted or talented as many of my friends with autism. Guess I didn't take enough Tylenol 😆🙄

Make Ready: Safeguarding Our Movements against Repression Donald Trump has declared that he is designating “Antifa” a “terrorist organization.” What does that mean? How can we prepare to weather the storm?

I don't normally post political stuff but if you still live in my country of birth and you want practical advice on dealing with current and future dumpster fires: crimethinc.com/2025/09/18/m...

Yup. Just call me Stephen M

Make Ready: Safeguarding Our Movements against Repression Donald Trump has declared that he is designating “Antifa” a “terrorist organization.” What does that mean? How can we prepare to weather the storm?

And maybe read this, best advice I've seen for PRACTICAL things to do: crimethinc.com/2025/09/18/m...

Yeah, I had to try three sites to cancel Disney+ but the runaround only made me more determined to do it.

Pleeeeease can people stop putting clothing on animals! It interferes with their natural processes (like grooming themselves and regulating their body temperature). It's not cute. It's unkind and selfish

If anyone needs me, I’ll be sleeping in the weirdest fucking position possible to ensure my cats have plenty of room

I hope you all read this from me.

I've completed my therapy (beat the final boss, BPD), but somehow I'm only around people who need some. Which says something about me...just not sure what

If you’re still on FB, you may want to change this in your settings.

Awesome! I'm really looking forward to it

This looks awesome! Have just bought a ticket

That was awkward. Went to high five a friend and we missed and now our neighbours think we're Nazis.

This is...quite the one-stop shop

I'm reposting this so I can read it again and again

Quote reads: "Imagine Ethel Merman in a Squid Game death match with Liza Minelli and Debbie Reynolds - with Ariana Grande unceremoniously booted off the stage" - Steve H, One4Review

My new fave quote for my show Singing, Sagging and Shagging!

A cat in a packed suitcase

All packed for Edinburgh Fringe!

I was so happy to participate in this today with friends. Lots of sensational placards!

Babes in arms policy: Babies are not allowed in the venue

More info on the show is here - it's unticketed so you can turn up and donate at the end: www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

A picture of a woman next to text that reads Everything But StandUp

In addition to my solo show, Singing, Sagging and Shagging, I'm also running a compilation show, different weird and wonderful acts each day - from drag kings and queens to musical comedy to oddball characters and more... basically, anything that isn't traditional standup but that's just as funny!

A cheeky, hilarious, mellifluous romp through one singer’s colourful past of cult-loving husbands, wacky producers and shaggable therapists, with lusty vocals in bra busting style. 'Musical mayhem comedy: from weird uncles to zoom therapy, suffocating exes and Liza’s cabaret like you’ve never heard, Barbara had the room singing and clapping along, while also keeping them in hysterics' (Kyle Wallace, G&B Comedy). 'What a show! One of the rare performances where everyone is in stitches and you leave with your cheeks hurting' (Audience review). 'She is fearless, endearing, raunchy and unflinching' (Torrey Shine).

Thank you so much for reposting! Link to info and tix is here:

www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

A cheeky, hilarious, mellifluous romp through one singer’s colourful past of cult-loving husbands, wacky producers and shaggable therapists, with lusty vocals in bra busting style. 'Musical mayhem comedy: from weird uncles to zoom therapy, suffocating exes and Liza’s cabaret like you’ve never heard, Barbara had the room singing and clapping along, while also keeping them in hysterics' (Kyle Wallace, G&B Comedy). 'What a show! One of the rare performances where everyone is in stitches and you leave with your cheeks hurting' (Audience review). 'She is fearless, endearing, raunchy and unflinching' (Torrey Shine).

Info and tix here: www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

I love this show promo video SO much! An idea from my fabulous sister-from-another-mother, Corinne - you can hear her cueing people with her gorgeous French accent :-) Bloopers at the end! And link to info and tix in the comments :-)

Here's why bigger isn't always better...as described in my show Singing, Sagging and Shagging #parody #megantraynor #singer #bigger #comedy #irreverent #QuickFlyer #EdFringe

The back cover of a book The Art of Not Taking Life Too Seriously has author [Your Name]

The art of Not Taking Life (and the publishing industry) too seriously. Well done, author [Your Name] (!)