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Aspiring space witch. My favorite things are cats, science fiction, horror and baked goods. Sometimes I get real fired up over Tar Heel basketball. She/her.

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Is the oil tanker okay

12.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They call it Tracy Jordan mode. We love Tracy Jordan, don’t we, folks? We love a fallen celebrity experiencing a break from reality.

11.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This could also explain the rise of anime in America, tbh.

11.03.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now I’m mad on behalf of cats and Kurt Vonnegut.

10.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not aware of any. I just sucked it up and took the 5 minutes but it was all obvious and dumb!!!

10.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have to do security training at work to keep our compliance up, and I was just assigned a course on using GenAI safely.

As someone who refuses to use GenAI under any circumstances, I think I should be able to skip this one.

09.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Frank Herbert was spittin’.

09.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Monty McTreats is wildly FOR ME, though.

08.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, I’m not buying the monologue conceit that anyone would be so excited about Harry Styles that they’d ignore international treasure Ryan Gosling. The people love Baby Goose. He is charm personified.

08.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There was a Papa Roach β€œLast Resort” joke in last night’s SNL cold open, and now I’m convinced that someone at SNL listens to the Frotcast.

08.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello, fellow old school internet user.

08.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He was very ornery but also very handsome.

08.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A silver Maine coon cat

A silver Maine coon cat

I had a silver cat with ginger sideburns and nose. It’s a bigger problem than you think.

08.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Reclaiming my time πŸ’…

08.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know the proportions are all wonky. And get some bitters in there!

08.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds disgusting but also I'd drink it.

08.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s right and he should say it.

08.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Shrike: (wordlessly impaling me on metal tree)
me: "ow! what the fuck"

08.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re wondering whether I still loudly boo whenever Coach K is on my TV, the answer is goddamn right.

07.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Started The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins and I’ve already laughed out loud several times. This show has the juice.

I’m a sucker for 30 Rock/Kimmy Schmidt/Great News/Girls 5Eva style shows, but still.

07.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
UNC's Caleb Wilson out rest of season after thumb surgery North Carolina star freshman Caleb Wilson will miss the remainder of the season after breaking his right thumb during practice, the school announced.

*extreme Leslie Jordan voice*

Well, shit.

06.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love that he’s getting to work on a big franchise! Hope it leads to folks discovering his other work.

06.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a Flanagan stan, I am so pumped for this.

05.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg Panda and Kuma πŸ’–

05.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I finally got to THAT episode. Lived up to the hype. I wanna’ get ripped and do revenge.

05.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Maki from JJK after doing a revenge for the ages

Maki from JJK after doing a revenge for the ages

MA-KI ZEN-IN

*clap clap clapclapclap*

05.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, we’re lucky that the MAGA aesthetic is so tacky. Absolutely no juice.

04.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He can’t pull off the leather duster, though.

04.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cartoon titled "know the work rules".

The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny"

The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools.  The woman fearfully picks up the 
Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"

Cartoon titled "know the work rules". The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny" The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools. The woman fearfully picks up the Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"

know the funny papers rules

04.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 2936 πŸ” 435 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3