For me, the show comes close to being cloying, but it never quite crosses the line.

“This is a big deal.”

For those who haven’t seen it, my favorite pro se motion of all time: a MOTION TO AMEND YOUR ATTITUDE.

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Oh hell yeah.

Ahh…I misread. To your original point, I can’t imagine being a grownup and caring about likes. I had a Tweet go semi-viral and I immediately deleted the account.

I didn’t even know you were on a TV show.

Starting it tonight.

Love my state.

Greg Maddux would never.

Yeah, I had a doctor tell me I should just live with mine. So glad I got them fixed.

Nice work! FWIW I had double hernia surgery last year and it was a breeze.

Love when the magnolias bloom.

There’s one on Polymarket.

I’m certain you can.

You can’t find Diet Squirt around here, but I grew up on it. Top-tier soft drink.

Diet Squirt!

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I love all the pams.

Garburators.

Like, even when I’ve eaten a poor dinner (pizza, ice cream), a couple spoonfuls of this and no issues.

Absolute game changer.

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You ever hear what Canadians call garbage disposals?

Sentenced to Life for an Accident Miles Away A draconian legal doctrine called felony murder has put thousands of Americans—disproportionately young and Black—in prison.

If anyone wants to read a great article on this perverse rule.

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Look forward to it every Thursday!

They pay like a 13% dividend. Obviously too good to be true.

Gary Locke?

My wife went to Target every weekend. Like clockwork. She’s never gone back.

Let he who does not have a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.