Brett Martin

Take April out and Belli’s had an incredible year.

I’d feel bad for them…except I don’t.

Honestly, it’s better than every effort I’ve seen of the US presidents.

Lack of pets is not why people stop playing Fortnite.

The shitty matchmaking is why people stop playing Fortnite.

$10 says he pronounces it “hyperbowl”.

Some men are. Not many, I admit, but some.

But definitely not that dude.

Just a complete fucking nutjob.

This.

Okay, much as I love to see it, if the MLB don’t test Volpe for PEDs ASAP, they ain’t doing their jobs right. #MLB

That is awfully kind.

Snyder had his Superman commit the proverbial and literal ultimate sin: kill.

It’s astonishing how many people don’t get what Homelander represents.

They figured they were punishing women by removing themselves from the pool of potential fathers.

Just a wildly, grossly, and overwhelmingly stupidly self-absorbed POV.

Planter box.

Back at the Gunners, where she belongs. 🤍❤️

"....told the Ronald Reagan Foundation."

Nuff said really.

Endgame.

"Cap, it's Sam. On your left."

It's not the greatest film ever, but I'll argue it IS the most epic movie ever....and yes, I have seen Ben Hur.

This is absolutely one of the best trades we've done in years.

FIFA is as corrupt as they come, and Infantatino is Dump’s latest toy boy. It’ll go ahead.

Whether any match held in the USA gets a full house is an entirely different question.

Because the Republinazis have embraced eugenics, and figure losing a few million people is acceptable.

It won’t be.

Well…yes.

But it’ll still be Aussie beef.

"Why won't you date me?"

"Because you keep voting to take away my bodily autonomy and turn me into a walking incubator"

"Yeah...but why won't you date me???"

Yeah, but can he field?

If you take April out, Belli really is having an excellent year.

#Yankees #RepBx #NYY #MLB

Still, it'll be an awesome experience for Cody.

Beat me to it. Came to say literally the same thing.

Dude’s taken the ‘short king’ too much too literally.