Curran Dobbs

Maybe if they released the Epstein files in Spanish, more Republicans would get upset.

That's a "handy" statement...
Sorry.

Mom taking Tylenol didn't cause my autism. My autism, however, did cause my mom to take Tylenol...

#Tylenol #autism

Funny. I always use Tylenol to help put up with the neurotypicals.

#tylenol #autism

I mean, Elon creating his own party will siphon votes away from the Republicans which can only be a good thing...

Someone should make a horror movie called Blood Bath and Beyond.

#movie #horror #pun #comedy

Just FYI, this IS an opportunity to use the pun "Hugo Girl" (You go, girl).

I can't tell if the movie Canadian Bacon aged well or aged poorly.

Did someone tell Trump he couldn't possibly do worse than he did the first time around and he take it as a challenge? I mean, I remember the first time being pretty damn bad but he has somehow accomplished the rather impressive feat of actually taking it up a notch.

Just a gentle reminder that #ElonMusk can be rearranged to spell Lone Skum.

This is the kind of promotion that pays the rent. Discomfort aside, you deserve to be promoted (more specifically, you deserve the benefits from promotion).

There needs to be a beer they serve at airports, hotels, and on planes called Jet Lager.

#jetlag #beer #travel

So this is what England looks like.

People keep telling me "Nice haircut" to be polite but we all know my haircut is kind of an asshole.

I mean...

Ending The Vote Split. One Riding At A Time SmartVoting.ca is a one stop tool voters in Canada can use to see who is the best party to vote for in their riding to prevent a Conservative win.

smartvoting.ca/federaldashb...

This website is a handy resource for anyone who plans to vote strategically (or handy to decide whether voting strategically is necessary in your particular riding). #vote #canada

Halifax Comedy Festival | Season 28 | CBC Gem Shot in various locations in and around Halifax the series features the best in standup comedy from Canada and the United States hosted by Trent McClellan (22 Minutes).

I only lasted 5-10 seconds watching myself but if you want to give it a shot, I'm in season 28, episode 6 of the Halifax ComedyFest on CBC Gem: gem.cbc.ca/halifax-come...

#CBC #Comedy #standup

Is there a banjo playing cover artist who goes by the stage name Ban-Jovi? And if not, why not?

#bonjovi

I'm confident people will dig it.

www.laughability-ns.ca

Excited to perform again at the Dartmouth Adult Services Centre in Halifax in March.

#dasc #halifax #disability #autism #standupcomedy #comedy #standup

Is that the e-pony-mous character from the show?

Fun Fact: Fist bumps are one of most, if not the most, socially acceptable way of punching someone.

Any plans on performing in Victoria?

Aww, #Trump is feeling threatened by #FelonMusk.

If I ever wrote a comedy about Hockey, it would mostly be "slapstick"...

Yes. And it hates it. Doesn't know why appliances even bother exercising. Freezer section's pretty chill about it though, probably because it's not full of beer like the main part.