primalignity

There was a non-combat explosion on the poop deck of the Gerald Ford. "Poop everywhere."

The leasing company brought the property owner by today to have a look around and he's a bald mustache millenial and not some boomer. Disturbing.

Walking through a sunlit park and screaming "you are not a vibe bro" until I am escorted out by bike cops.

Harden your heart, Oh Khamenei. Increase your attacks.

They're demolesting the money. It's normal again.

The World Baseball Classic, also known as the Israeli Humiliation Ritual, was a 21st century sporting event played during the 200 Years' War.

The device has been turned off without incident.

It's nice today and all but They also decided to set up a droning Havana Sundrome device outside my house so unfortunately I am going to have to make the news.

The Pittt: Very Serious Issues are present in society. Only the hottest doctors can ameliorate some of them.

Survived

Hungover riding the train backwards.

Ballet, much like Hollywood, mostly serves as a child abuse mill. Not sure about opera.

The soccer world treats Messi like a special needs kid who is never responsible for his actions.

3:47 time to lock in and do some work.

4 person throw up scene in Righteous Gemstones Jesus Christ.

Operation Epstein Fuhrer

I would have turned it off normally but I was blessed with a nearly empty plane. My flight back was full and I picked a movie with a surprise stripper scene and wanted to slide through the floor.

I watched 28 Years Later on a plane not knowing about the huge zombie penis. Afterwards I figured I was already in too deep so I watched Sinners.

In 2024 someone decided that "submental" was a nicer way to say retarded and now you see the word used incorrectly 30 times a day.

Was forced to buy what can only be described as prison toilet paper before the last snow storm and I just discovered the half bath is full of nice tp.

Why do boomers call desktops CPUs?

A lot of streets in Philly are named after trees. There's even a Tree St. No one knows why there's a Race St.

Crashing my jet in the one country that isn't full of people who want to shoot me >>>

Thank God for dead soldiers

Aren't we all

Fuck I meant doom death my bad I forgot you were lurking around here stop throwing things at me

I mislabeled it but the band was more death than doom metal and all the other songs on the album were 5-6 minutes.

14 minute closing track to a death/doom album no thank you

The conversation about humongous cans!

Bet you were looking at boobs