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Danny Jones

@adeptusanxietus

Tall, woke, grumpy and nerdy He/Him See my nonsense on Instagram too https://www.instagram.com/weightlossjonesy/profilecard/?igsh=MWRmNDd3NWM5Zzd3cw==

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terfs look at 'trans mission' and are incapable of grasping that they've caused a situation where a tiny minority of ppl in the uk literally need a benefit concert

that's how disgusting they are

10 yrs ago there was a political consensus to improve healthcare access

now we need a benefit concert

14.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 344 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

More ladies would want to kiss me if they just heard my Hank Hill β€œaauugh” impression, it’s so good

14.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

6’2 and agree completely ✊ gigs must suck for short kings & queens

14.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Image of a vintage book cover that features an illustration of a hawk who looks slightly ticked off. Maybe that’s just how birds of prey look all the time. Title and copy read

I'll Shit Right in Your Goddamn
Mouth

Fucking dare me

By GARROW TALONFINGER
The Award-Winning Author of Don't You Look at Me

Image of a vintage book cover that features an illustration of a hawk who looks slightly ticked off. Maybe that’s just how birds of prey look all the time. Title and copy read I'll Shit Right in Your Goddamn Mouth Fucking dare me By GARROW TALONFINGER The Award-Winning Author of Don't You Look at Me

a classic paperback

11.06.2025 02:46 πŸ‘ 1540 πŸ” 390 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 23
perspective illustrated maps of spencer mansion and residence from REmake

perspective illustrated maps of spencer mansion and residence from REmake

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RESIDENT EVILLLLLL... 2002 πŸ—ΊοΈ

29.12.2025 16:55 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
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HORSES won the IGF Nuovo Award. We’re profoundly grateful. To us, this recognition also speaks to a broader idea: that no gatekeeper should decide which games deserve to exist or what counts as art. Thank you to everyone who supported HORSES and helped carry it this far. PS: What a wonderful team!

12.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 681 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4
Preview
BuzzFeed Nearing Bankruptcy After Disastrous Turn Toward AI Three years after its pivot to AI, the writing is on the wall for BuzzFeed. The company said there's "substantial doubt" it can keep going.

Self-own of the decade: BuzzFeed pivots toward AI slop, loses everything.
futurism.com/artificial-i...

13.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 2347 πŸ” 603 πŸ’¬ 97 πŸ“Œ 325
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Nostalgia

13.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 1736 πŸ” 251 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 4

"I don't know how to make this" is an opportunity to fucking LEARN.

14.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 507 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3
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Brad "chicken heart" Vickers ✨

#ResidentEvil

13.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What i imagine trying to get trans health care in Britain is like.

13.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 193 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I've launched my newsletter, through which I attempt to cement my position as the dullest (but also most interesting?) person in games media lowpolymess.com

13.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Absolute meltdown

13.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 307 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 16
Justin Trudeau Finally Comfortable Enough To Keep Brown Face Paint At Katy Perry’s

Justin Trudeau Finally Comfortable Enough To Keep Brown Face Paint At Katy Perry’s

Justin Trudeau Finally Comfortable Enough To Keep Brown Face Paint At Katy Perry’s https://theonion.com/justin-trudeau-finally-comfortable-enough-to-keep-brown-face-paint-at-katy-perrys/

13.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 998 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 8

Songs inspired by the singer"s son falling out a window, ranked:

1. Tears in Heaven
2. Whoomp! There It Is

13.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@zackpolanski.bsky.social plays Orks, confirmed.

13.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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this means it is not open for transit

13.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 13812 πŸ” 2570 πŸ’¬ 881 πŸ“Œ 1043
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Daily Star wasn't a fan but I still persist

13.03.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 325 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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The snort-laugh I snorted

13.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a punchline

13.03.2026 09:20 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re making mushroom cake now?!

13.03.2026 11:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The reaper watching my good genes fight off the cholesterol of another crisp sandwich

13.03.2026 10:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Privacy be damned, I hope Windows is listening every time somebody shouts β€œI fucking hate SharePoint” at their computer

13.03.2026 09:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the company the UK government has embedded in the nation’s services. Seriously, fuck everyone who is excusing this.

13.03.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 1690 πŸ” 670 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 18
SEAT THYSELF WITHIN THE GOLEM SHINJI

declareth an embroidered man, in embroidered letters, for lo, 'tis one of those Bayeaux tapestry memes, wherein the existing assets of the aforementioned medieval sewing fest have been cunningly arranged to resemble some sort of 14th century mech

SEAT THYSELF WITHIN THE GOLEM SHINJI declareth an embroidered man, in embroidered letters, for lo, 'tis one of those Bayeaux tapestry memes, wherein the existing assets of the aforementioned medieval sewing fest have been cunningly arranged to resemble some sort of 14th century mech

Lo

13.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 205 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3
A satellite image of the Strait of Hormuz with the silhouette of the guy who got trapped in Nutty Putty Cave photoshopped into it.

A satellite image of the Strait of Hormuz with the silhouette of the guy who got trapped in Nutty Putty Cave photoshopped into it.

12.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 1647 πŸ” 260 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 10
An oil tanker approaches the strait of Hormuz, collects a gold star and passes through while safely invulnerable

An oil tanker approaches the strait of Hormuz, collects a gold star and passes through while safely invulnerable

I think I may have cracked it

12.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 5316 πŸ” 1042 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 55
nigel farage tweet:

The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes.
This is the definition of woke.

nigel farage tweet: The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of β€œwoke”

12.03.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 8846 πŸ” 1558 πŸ’¬ 422 πŸ“Œ 318

Bit brisk out there innit! β›ˆοΈ

I’ve tied a kite to Lenny, given him Β£50 and told him to do his best in life

12.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0