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Snake Man Mark

@snakemanmark

Professional snake removalist, Bass player, Married to a scary PICU nurse, Owned by two dogs, Living a three story hovel with pacific views in sub tropical Australia. And if it isn't science then it's a scam, superstition or, rarely, humour.

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That fixes everything!

12.03.2026 00:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2026 23:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A cousin for a husband.

11.03.2026 22:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My not spoilt dogs showing you that they are not spoilt.

11.03.2026 22:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He looks better than trump. But he still looks like a sack of ...

11.03.2026 22:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Standard wingnut - It's everyone's fault, I'm surprised he hasn't blamed Eisenhower.

11.03.2026 22:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In this country, less than one tenth of that rust would put the car off the road.

11.03.2026 21:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Brahminy Kite (Haliastur indus)
2.10
NIKON CORPORATION (NIKON D100)
06/Jun/2011
#Animals
#Birds
#Accipitridae
#BrahminyKite
#HaliasturIndus

11.03.2026 20:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Common Tree Snake (Dendrelaphis Punctulatus)
2.10
NIKON CORPORATION (NIKON D610)
31/May/2015
#Animals
#Reptiles
#ColubridSnakes
#Colubridae
#CommonTreeSnake
#DendrelaphisPunctulatus

11.03.2026 20:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Copper-Tailed Skink (Ctenotus taeniolatus)
NIKON (E950)
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#Animals
#Reptiles
#Skinks
#Ctenotus
#CopperTailedSkink
#CtenotusTaeniolatus

11.03.2026 20:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Australian Pied Oystercatcher (Haematopus longirostris)
2.10
NIKON CORPORATION (NIKON D610)
16/May/2025
#Animals
#Birds
#Aves
#AustralianPiedOystercatcher
#HaematopusLongirostris

11.03.2026 20:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Satin Bowerbird (Ptilonorhynchus violaceus)
NIKON (E950)
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#Animals
#Birds
#Aves
#SatinBowerbird
#PtilonorhynchusViolaceus

11.03.2026 20:55 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2026 20:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If Iran had a tomahawk missile then it would be because the USA sold it to them.

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fozzie bear from the muppet show is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee and a bow tie . ALT: fozzie bear from the muppet show is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee and a bow tie .
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a kitten is holding a cup of coffee and says good morning ready for wednesday ? ALT: a kitten is holding a cup of coffee and says good morning ready for wednesday ?
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a group of baby goats standing on a pile of wood chips . ALT: a group of baby goats standing on a pile of wood chips .
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11.03.2026 08:21 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Assuming that they deserve the curtsey.

11.03.2026 08:18 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Not really breaking any news here.

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a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo . ALT: a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
11.03.2026 07:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We had our pool resurfaced and it only cost around $100 to refill via garden hose. Plus about $80 for salt.

Admittedly my pool is a fraction of the size of that one and I didn't have to pay Adelaide rates! 😁

OH - and with the huge amount of water that we are sending you, now is the time to do it.

11.03.2026 06:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, but you almost certainly run away screaming.

11.03.2026 06:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The local price of diesal has jumped from $1.89 to $2.49 a litre since the hoofwanking bundlecunt decided to get his rocks off by murdering Iranian girls.

But I'm grateful that that is currently the worst thing that affects me.

11.03.2026 00:25 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Did Rafael decant too much breakfast again?

Also - is he the one with the ugly wife?

10.03.2026 21:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0