Derring-do Dandy

We’re getting a house

There’s a specific type of joy in watching my cat beeline for the food bowl after it goes off

Did my civic duty today and flipped off the cyber truck that passed me while in traffic today 🫡

It’s actually up to 35 hours (ff got an update me, sue me) and about 75% of the map and overall shard amount.

Good game. Screamed loudly when two was announced.

My in laws always thinking of me and including me in plans makes my heart so big 🥹

Bc I’m unemployed but also require much stimulus, I occasionally feel like a hamster without a wheel when none of my friends are available to chat lmao

It matters not at all to anyone really BUT THE RACE I PLAY IN FF14 IS FINALLY GETTING THE ABILITY TO WEAR HATS AND IM SO HYPE I COULD PHYSICALLY WITHDRAW FROM MY CORPOREAL FORM
#ff14 #hrothgar #HATSFINALLY

You know I don’t often end up cooking w my fiance but it’s really sweet when we do

Exhausted lmao

Saw something amazing my sis in law would looooove and I checked the price to see $549. Like okay yes, handmade by a single human, awesome shit.

I wish I made big boy money yk

Yelling at my dog like he’s a toddler: PUT YOUR PENIS AWAY.

Today’s been on one honestly

✨ nervous!!!! ✨

Stuck in the Infinite Target

(I got turned around and now can’t find the front to pay for my wares)

Facebook messenger exchange where my sis in law says “I just saw your profile picture and I am deeply unsettled”. My response is a : D, meaning a large grin.

It truly is the little things, like my sis in law pinging me on fb randomly

So I have about 26.1 hours into Bloodstained. 15/57 achievements, 55% of the map completed, and 55ish% of both shards found and acquired.

I can’t tell if I’ve become a monster or if the game is smaller than other games I’m used to

(This is my first #metroidvania)

I am for sure not getting this job but we’re gonna treat this interview like I just might

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((Me I knew bc I did it for people around me and never really had it for myself except my bro who’s always dropped everything to help me))

Fun fact that breeds hyper independence and can actively sabotage healthy romantic relationships (bc who knew someone making sure you’re covered no matter what is just basic love and care)

Bc she’s right, obviously. I was a kid who deserved a parent who was worried about me making poor decisions instead of just “they’ll be fine” like I got

I always wanted to do therapy properly but it’s crazy actually how you can sit and say “yeah my parents were entirely hands-off because I was level headed” and have someone else gently tell me I was a child and deserved more

In my defense going from 5 silver to 10 silver is fucking horrendous and criminal

Dm just announced surge pricing for the train in-game and I can’t believe how upset fictional surge pricing on what’s essentially the subway is making me

Me, a Bible Belt southerner now living in Florida seeing a sun shower: ope, devils beating his wife again.

In my defense I’ve never had a cast iron before and was just following the directions that came with it

Shout out to my fiancés mom for being an awesome human and not missing a beat when I ask her any manner of questions, including how to reseason the cast iron she just got me a couple months ago bc I fucked up cleaning it lmao

His dad being a part of his four stack but not correcting his kid for being disrespectful was almost a shock to the system but yknow

Like father like son.

Almost fist fought an 11/12 year old earlier

Instead I settled for reporting his dickhead self for being disrespectful in game.

Because what we not about to do is say the only healer on the squad the entire fucking round is “clearly not doing their job” when I take mvp.

Chefs kiss