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Oh nooo, my bedtime story D:

Reading is a privilege that many have died for. Don’t take it for granted

Digital illustration of a crow holding an asexual pride flag in its beak.

Happy International Asexuality Day!!!🖤🩶🤍💜

new word

I remember seeing a TT of yours saying one of your kids called them your “glitter hairs”. I’m growing out my short hair rn too, and have started finding greys. I always think of the glitter hair thing when I find one and it makes me happy. 💖

Try this:
1. Google Gulf of Mexico.
2. Find the 3 dots and select.
3 Select “Send Feedback” Certain elements of the page highlighted - choose Gulf of America.
4. Select “incorrect content” and in the “share some details” box below write “should be Gulf of Mexico”

Please share these steps.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Do not cite the deep magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written.

My 19yo coworker just asked me if I know what Instagram is. 😭 👵 bruh, I’m only 31.

Nestlé, Tyson Foods pulled into X advertising lawsuit The initial case was filed by X in August, implicating Unilever and Mars at the time.

Do you have any idea how fucking evil you have to be for Nestle to be the good guy in a lawsuit?

finance.yahoo.com/news/nestl-t...

i’m sorry but sometimes fanfic logic is FUN. ok the main character needed olympic levels of mental gymnastics to justify the need to share a bed or whatever with their love interest and it would probably be ridiculous irl but i’m giggling and kicking my feet, so what???

Me reading this like, Snape, Snape, Severance Snape 🎶

If you’re talking to someone who won’t condemn what Elon did, who says they don’t get into politics at all, who won’t say the Nazis are wrong… homie, you’re talking to a fucking Nazi.

reminder

I hate when I want something fatty and unhealthy, but the only thing like that in the house is me.

Same, debating changing the marker in my ID back just in case. I’m so sorry birb 😔

fuck it i'm just gonna eat macroplastics

"It wasn't a seig heil"

Hey man, I'm gonna be honest. I get that it's possible that you're that stupid, but I'm not.

Better, thank you

Light Yagami, if you’re out there, I’m begging you-

Damn, I ALMOST feel like I could safely link to my work or post a thread with one of my shortest fics without being ripped apart here.. scary.

Censorship isn't based.

Today’s pedantic pet peeve: ‘Every full moon I turn into a werewolf.’ No, no, no, you don’t. You’re already a werewolf. You’re a werewolf the whole time. Every full moon you turn into a *wolf*. The only time you ‘turned into a werewolf’ was that night when you first got bitten by another one.

tik tok, on the clock, but the party don't stop, no- (party stops)
(party starts again a few hours later) uh... what?

fuck twitter
fuck facebook
fuck instagram
fuck messenger

Don't be shy, drop your AO3 -

i beg ur pardon they can WHAT