@jessichords.bsky.social Happy birthday!
08.03.2026 21:21
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@jessichords.bsky.social Happy birthday!
a screenshot of shopgoodwill.com page showing an auction for the out-of-print book “Maze: Solve the World’s Most Challenging Puzzle” by Christopher Manson. the bid history shows 2 bids — mine, placed 5 days ago for $12, and a bid from “b****h” for $13 placed 3 seconds before the auction ended.
a slowpoke with a look of shock on its face, mouth agape, with a banner underneath displaying the word “suffering”, framed through the viewport of a camera in pokemon snap
screaming like lemongrab cuz i got sniped at the goddamn goodwill
shes watching the star wars holiday special with me in between trying to eat my crochet yarn
my cat Tipsy laying on my desk in front of my keyboard and mouse
Tipsy looking into the camera
look what i have to deal with
unfortunately all of the new songs they added to Wicked Part 2 are completely sauceless. also they took all the sex out of As Long As Your Mine??? like what the hell
Chuck Schumer? Would love to.
Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything
curoius what kind of stupid juice someone has to be drinking to imagine democrats actually doing anything to capitalize on their miniscule, momentary advantage. if you think its in the cards for democrats to meet the moment, you are living in a fantasy land. they're built ground up to fail
A photo of a vintage poster for the movie Barbarella
a closer up photo of a character in the mid-ground of the poster — a woman with an eyepatch, long flowing black hair, a wide black choker, a red tank top with an open panel in the front exposing her belly button, long black gloves that go up nearly to her armpits, skintight black pants, black leather stiletto heeled thighhighs, and holding a black leather whip
ok i have GOT to know what her deal is
god damn does guillermo ever know how to put an image on film boy howdy
lowk i’m kinda starting to think that victor frankenstein is the actual monster tbh
girl you’ve written multiple entire books !!!
i was talking to one of the drag queens, Shoujou-A-Go-Go, and she complemented me on having great tits, so that was a highlight of my night :)
chloe and i went to a community gay-la and i won a hand-knitted afghan in the silent auction. chloe won two of the raffle baskets — one was gamer themed and the other was mushroom foraging themed. also i was talking to one of the drag queens and she complemented me on having great tits
The Star Wars Unlimited card “OOM-Series Officer”. It’s a battle droid.
that’s oomfie
Ooo we have jinya ramens here in northern Virginia, but my favorite is a place called Kaiju Ramen cuz it's Godzilla themed and they have quail eggs
i’m visiting Tulsa Oklahoma soon. what’s good in Tulsa?
Sean Penn walks like an insane person
One Battle After Another is absolutely the best movie i’ve seen all year. Maybe tied with M3GAN 2.0. They’re the only movies i’ve given 5 stars on letterboxd
i did iron it. i think i just need to learn the right way to keep tension. in any case, the finished curtains are perfect
wow, this new Plants vs Zombies remake really updated the game a lot
they’re perfect :)
the folded over fabric keeps sort of bubbling up along the right side of the guide foot despite my efforts to keep everything flat 🫤
I’m so gay, even my seams aren’t straight.
Nobody tell my seamstress grandmother in heaven. She’d be so disappointed.😔
(That’s not true. She was a lovely woman; she’d be overjoyed that I even tried. In fact, nobody tell her I made that joke about her. She’d be so disappointed)
breaking out my mom’s old sewing machine for the first time in years to sew curtains for Tipsy’s litterbox area
i’m listening to this new episode of Media Club Plus about M Night Shyamalan’s Unbreakable and i just noticed that the cover of the first comic book Mr. Glass ever got has what looks like iconic philadelphia landmark One Liberty Place in the background lmao
Got a beefy one for you: In this one we cover Unbreakabale. A movie I didn't know existed until I started making the list for what we were going to watch. It's a love letter to comic books and one of the first modern superhero movies mediaclub.plus/guns-at-the-...
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the latest run of Side Story eps make a really good case for the show. i've heard "there are a lot of games podcasts out there, why this one?" and these eps answer with stories about tamagotchi and outfit accessorizing, niche fashion game drama, a slept-on coop game, and an Overwhelming tactics game
This link goes directly to the location in wplace
https://wplace.live/?lat=39.537465528328525&lng=-74.56913119072266&zoom=13.850076957139002
A screenshot from wplace.live showing a pixel art reproduction of the Bluff City season art originally by Craig Sheldon. A pixel art flegg stands on top of it, with a speech bubble saying, "listen free on YouTube!" There is a QR code linking to season 1 of bluff city on YouTube.
A team from Fans at the Table Discord drew this 22500 pixel version of the Bluff City art just northwest of Atlantic City :)
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i only read bad books now. i’m currently working my way through Borges’ Labyrinths and when i finish that i’m gonna read Urth of the New Sun