Oh sweet summer child, once many moons ago I was wed to a premier bsky trash poster, enjoying the residual luxuries that came along with her fame. But one day, she vanished and I, old and weary now, wane in obscurity, telling her tale.
I miss being bsky popular tonight would have been a great night for an NGL
Some form of metal
Pic of the Davinki twins cast pink
Pic of one Davinki twin cast brown
Two in DaPinky
One in DaStinky
Me: this is my greatest achievement
Wife: you always say that when you bring shame to our family
Pic of the Davinki twins cast pink
Pic of one Davinki twin cast brown
Two in DaPinky
One in DaStinky
God Awful is such a good band name.
I’m
In a
God Awful
Mood
Hell yeah I was holding my breath for this one
For all the illiterate cowgirls out there, I've gone ahead and made a humble little audio recording.
This fucking rules
Shot of a table scattered with items including a water bottle with a bunch of stickers on it
girl weekend
{mydik}
What (wakeup) makes you think wakeweup didn’t.
Typical night at the mousehold
What is your favorite thing about our best friend @wyntr.bsky.social
it’s friday night, your surrounded by your friends who you haven’t seen in weeks. there’s a crisp breeze coming through the windows rattling your bones. you’re playing a game but it seems to repeat itself leaving you in a trance. sharp shrieks from cryptids down below break your concentration.
Pics or it didn’t happen
“By way of apology for us waking you up last night you can suck my dick” she murmurs lovingly in our marriage bed
“Does it have bacon and eggs on it?” I counter back tenderly
“This is your death, Lestat” baby girl that isn’t a relationship, that’s 70 years of spite against his ex.
I only speak the truth
using a gif or video give everyone a sneak peek at your flirting technique
Six months ago, just one of those things would have crippled me for the rest of the day.
Gonna wear this for my wedding ceremony if we ever have one
🌸IT’S IMBOLC🌸 & I
• went farmer’s market
• harvested fresh flora from my front yard
• assembled several flower arrangements
• wove an obscenely ugly Brigid cross
• ran a simmer pot
• made fresh lemonade with strawberry & passion fruit simple syrup
• vacuumed the carpet
*except of course for whenever I see my wife
I’ve never been more of a woman loving loony toon in my life
