I adore this.
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I adore this.
You need to delete this tweet before the administration finds out.
I sitting here thinking WTF are we doing when I’d do a better job. I teach comp at a community college.
Maybe he’s just gross?
Just the perfect wartime president.
I’m all in!
Still crazy that the president’s lawyer spent two days with Ghislaine Maxwell, she “cleared” him of wrongdoing and was almost immediately transferred to a more pleasant prison and nobody in the administration will explain it and the media acts like two large dots are just impossible to connect.
Finally.
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I'm no fancy political consultant, but, hey, if you're in Dem comms, you should notice that Fox News panicked over Trump wearing a cheap Trump merch baseball cap to receive the bodies of soldiers he got killed for no reason he can articulate, and you should absolutely lean into that.
Hey, did that hospital ship ever make it to Greenland?
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Now is the time for a Lewendowski question. Womp! Womp!
We can’t clean up Washington without restoring integrity to the Supreme Court.
That’s why I believe we should expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices. And then, institute term limits.
Because an appointment to the Supreme Court shouldn’t mean a lifetime lack of accountability.
“The Aristocrats”
It must have been nipply this morning.
I have both in my spice drawer. These spices (and many more) are stocked at both Publix and a Walmart in Florida.
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Not for me
And Hilary had proposed to Brittany Bowe the day before. Both families are so wholesome and patriotic. Just the best people!! They deserve every bit of joy!
He’s the reason for the treason.
If that happens, I’ll loop it anyway.
oh dear
Kash Patel was using the FBI's private jet to visit his mom...
"The evidence response team instead had to drive through the night amid a snowstorm..."
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The White House is obsessed with hiding the President's involvement in a child sex ring. It's what they spend most of their time on.
Oversight Dems have access to a list of documents, including interviews detailing serious allegations against President Trump, that are missing from the DOJ’s so-called “unredacted” files.
Where are the missing files? What do they say? This all points to yet another cover up.
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Do she and Corey need to go through TSA to board the fuck plane?
You arrived in time for the worst fruit discussion. At first I thought pomegranate, but then I remembered grapefruit exists.
The answer is always pomegranate.
