Courtney O'Donnell

you walk into the LAX airport bathroom and I’m setting up a charcuterie board on this

hahahha

severance procedure but its for when i have to talk to my friend's boyfriend about his improv aspirations

Fuck it here’s sip sip surprise on bluesky

this is the only social media platform i feel safe using now

my uncle was the intimacy coordinator on "It's a Wonderful Life"

THREE THINGS TO KNOW BEFORE ASKING ME OUT:

1. my dream guy? seth cohen

2. i've seen Gotye in concert 37 times

3. i'm allergic to bullshit (and peanuts...)

every guy in Charleston is named like Scuddly or something weird like that

showing up 20 minutes late to Nosferatu and asking the hottest guy in the theatre "what's this movie about?"

doing dry january!

havent had a sip of water and feeling really good :)