Lenten Couillon

it took just over a year to get from "I'll lower costs on day one" to "I'm raising prices and it's good, actually"

This is the new U.S. limited edition dime design for the nation’s 250th commissioned by Trump

The olive branch is now gone from the eagle’s left talon

Desperately calling "Why won't you insure the ships filled with flammables that have to go through the bombing gauntlet!"

Also tough sell to a tanker owner for a ship that isn't exactly built in a day "Hey man, it's insured!"

Tougher sell to the crew.

Because grown ups (term used loosely) are afraid of telling a child rapist with dementia that shits himself he’s a fucking moron, people should die and billions should be spent?

How does this make any sense?

Still waiting on national teams to just not come to the US for World Cup qualification

Americans can all rest easy knowing that while this fresh Mideast war may lead to asymmetrical terror attacks throughout the world and on U.S. soil, and household budgets will be strained to a breaking point by doubling the cost of filling a gas tank, the suits at Exxon and Texaco will be just fine.

So was I

This has become a trend on Douyin (TikTok) in China where they're making fun of the Trump prayer circle.

Employees pray for better business at aluminum cutting factory.

Only in passing really at my current job but I did work for a company that sent company wide emails every time someone left

I had the privilege of teaching officers of the U.S. military for three years, and I just want to say that they take their jobs much more seriously than these assholes and (without presuming to speak on their behalf) probably hate this shit.

I'm usually staunchly against fusions like this but this one definitely has my curiosity

Mostly CBS shows and on cable. This is all just what the olds are watching

Honolulu (Oahu) and Kahului (Maui) are forecast to pick up about half their annual rainfall in less than 5 days, with most of it falling in 48 hours or less.

“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

- 1984, George Orwell

So we lost our first house we wanted. But now we’ve found one with a floor plan we like more, as large of a backyard, with more entertaining space for $80k less. We’re going to be aggressive with an offer cause it seems more ideal than the last.

So let’s see:
IsraelUS struck Iran so Iran retaliates but fucking up neighboring states who harbor allegiances to those assist the Zionists.

When a first world country is governed by the biggest goddamned morons ever

We’ve already pivoted to one we actually like more and it’s significantly less so hoping it works out

Me too, Shannon!

We’ve already received a cash offer for our house that’s not even on the market. That was wild. We didn’t take it cause it was $30k lower than our asking price but still. Hoping our situation turns out like yours

ME TOO!

And they’re going with someone else. We’re the backup offer in case the other backs out.

I’ve got some Veron’s in the deep freeze. Just reached for the Savoie’s cause I have more of it.

Gumbo in progress. Got some Savoie’s sausages, Jacob’s andouille, and Rabideaux’s smoked sausage all in there. About to add the chicken.

The lamest man in the world

I have literally never seen someone sweat through a suit like that and it makes me think he needs to see a doctor immediately

It’s so lame

The guy whose gimmick was that he would permanently put you in a coffin. A fucking plus. No notes.

Good. He sucks.