I am so sorry, man. My family got hit hard, too.
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I am so sorry, man. My family got hit hard, too.
Aaaand my cousin's house got blasted
Kankakee just got hit directly. That wasn't a small tornado.
Shiiiiiiiiit
IS THAT BAD, @jkelber.bsky.social?
There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws
Softball-sized?? That could fricking kill someone!
I try not to boy-who-cried-wolf my way into overdoing weather stuff, but the NWS just upgraded a good chunk of our area into the Level 4 range, so it's time to have a plan for this afternoon and evening.
Of the 438 representatives in the House, Randy Fine is absolutely a first-team All-Pro starting Bad Person.
at least they got a nice properly hate-filled insane person picture
I just put my at-college daughter onto Level 3 Dad Tornado Alert for this afternoon
Man, I can't even imagine what this guy makes you feel like
The response is….comprehensive.
Maybe he's been drinking it?
The first major pro sport league and players' association to figure out that we want both realistic gameplay AND a goofy-insane mode will make four billion dollars
Suburban dads, UNITE IN POWER
If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice
Canada just absolutely hosed a Panamanian at home plate at the WBC.
What channel is it on?
[checks out latest ESPN bracketology]
[MASSIVE SPIT TAKE]
Forget it, Jake, it's Bakersfield
What is second, "Feel Good Inc."?
Gorillaz is performing Clint Eastwood on SNL right now, a song that was released as a single more than 25 years ago, and I think that's going to be a record for oldest song performed by SNL musical guest
CLOSE ENOUGH
YAAAAIIISSSSS
Going to see @charlieberens.bsky.social tonight and make him look at this shirt the entire show
