madimoiselle ♡

coming over to Bluesky as if that’s going to help. let’s open the fridge again. nope still reeks, and there’s stale leftovers

something about saying you’re making a quiche is so sophisticated. this is a casserole pie

If you see something (horses), say something ("horses")

Okay I burnt them a little, but that’s showbiz

Putting 3 lbs of quartered golden potatoes into the oven. Sleep well my beauties

the Chiefs have been in so many super bowls, which is why I want the Bills to win. I also like the buffalo, it’s cute and that’s important.

Just made a spa appointment for next week. Proud of myself for looking out for the little guy (me)

If I just do all the things I need to do on the weekend while simultaneously not thinking about the upcoming week or the plummeting world around us, then I’m good

I love browsing google maps for fun adventures to plan. It’s like online shopping but I don’t have regret

why did a four-day work week feel like it was 17 days long

I never, ever want google to show me searches I did in the past. The person who searched for those things is dead.

I was ahead of my time with this one

I’m protecting this butterfly app with my life. Do not make me use threads

Think I’m done with twitter. What a caterpillar of an app am I right

just invested in some stocks. chicken and vegetable. going to be a high yield year for soup

Oh hi mark

keep forgetting bluesky exists. she’s like the store brand item. same ingredients, yet more affordable, and overall better. i failed to recognize her beauty, it won’t happen again

getting on bluesky to avoid twitter spoilers for succession

before i go to sleep does anyone want to admit anything to me either personally or national securityly

guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch

very nice. let’s see paul allen’s skeets

just wait

skeet your heart out, elon

oh this one’s going to the skoon

nurse she’s skeeting again

waiting for my first skeet-cute

echo chamber? i think of it more as like an echo chateau. im cozy here

i agree with you and anyone who says differently is wrong

people who complain about echo chambers and bubbles are silly i want to be locked in a room with all my most insane friends i agree 100% with, if anyone evil gets in their ass is dead

what’s blappening