The Paper of Being Butthurt Zohran is Popular and Effective strikes again
10.03.2026 13:43
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The Paper of Being Butthurt Zohran is Popular and Effective strikes again
Lmao well done
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Oh I did don't worry
Never thought explaining the Roman numeral for a 7th chord whose root is scale degree 6 would be a Whole Thing but here we are
The wording makes it sound like it's something that just happened out of thin air, rather than something that was deliberately inflicted on us by bad actors. I know I sound like I'm splitting hairs but like the NYT using this kind of language is a big part of the reason we're in this mess
The political climate hasn't been "polarized," it's been sabotaged
I don't understand what's so objectionable about assigning blame where it's due, the Democrats have spent the last 3 decades campaigning on the most innocuous shit imaginable, during which time the Republicans have systematically been putting people in power who should be institutionalized
Shit Marathon's really fun goddammit
A New Jersey license plate that reads "S67CRJ"
Exhibit A in I've Been Teaching Young People For Too Long and/or I Spend Too Much Time On The Internet is I saw this and my brain immediately went "skibidi six seven Carly Rae Jepsen"
Lol think you were in the train ahead of us 🫠
It's pretty weaselly to describe our current political climate as "polarized" when the real issue is that the right went absolutely bugfuck crazy
Bluesky ass reply
What
At the end of the day is it any wonder Dan Crenshaw got outflanked from the right
Okay but check this out
[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby] Father Mackenzie
Long story short, Space Gerry Adams
Wow this guy is a piece of shit
There's only one framing in which the majority of this admin's policies make sense; they like it when a lot of people die and they want it to happen more often
Bugs Bunny saying "no"
Something I'm at a total loss about is other than it's the only way Petey can get hard who is this even for?
It seems ridiculous to say this when they’re inflicting real harm to actual human beings but this guy is such a fuckin dork lol
A Golf Cart Fatly is the sequel to A Scanner Darkly
Thanks Ferrari
I didn't even see who posted this at first and I knew in my heart it was you on account of the butt hair
Oh ffs not Tara ☹️
I will never understand how some general or another hasn't ████ ███ ██ ███ ████
I'd say I have no idea how that little weasel is still driving so much as a Clio cup but 💵💵💵💵
