Bill Burns

United States Job growth has disappeared

Inflation 2.4%

America has lost jobs since Liberation Day- today’s jobs report US has lost nearly 100,000 jobs

Haha

Kristi Gnome is doing a live news conference without knowing Trump just fired her about 45 minutes ago

I guess we shouldn’t really assume that the weekend coffee guy even has a dick

..but doesn’t ever seem to answer the question

A Win isn’t a good reason to go start wars

Weekend Morning Coffee Guy Toy Soldier news conference this morning:

America and the world-“why are you swinging your dick around in Iran?”

Weekend Morning Coffee Guy Toy Soldier:
“Because I have one and it’s big”
(Only one of those things is probably true)

So if we’re at war, trump will hold elections this year right?

Boy Donald Trump really doesn’t want people to find out he fucked a 14 year-old.

Tariffs cost American shoppers. They’re unlikely to get that money back — NPR After the Supreme Court declared the emergency tariffs illegal, the refund process will be messy and will go to businesses first.

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Delete Amazon

My wife and deleted Amazon.

Do it. It’s worth it.

You’ll survive.

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.

Democracy dies in oligarchy.

(No tax on tips?)
“..many tips currently go unreported to the IRS — almost half, according to one agency study. And if people try to claim previously unreported tips, they will owe SS and Medicare taxes on this, which could potentially wipe out their savings from the new deduction.”
(Joke’s on you)

“Only some people will be able to claim the (overtime tax) break, depending on whether they’re covered by a 1938 law called the Fair Labor Standards Act.”

(But the rich are richer)

“the deduction for overtime pay..maxes out at $25,000.”

(And the rich don’t pay taxes)

“A long-standing deduction for state and local taxes jumped to $40,000 from $10,000.”

(So you gotta pay 40k in state and local taxes)

(How is that great?)

(Better if you didn’t pay the taxes)

“The popular Child Tax Credit increased to $2,200 per kid from $2,000.”

(Ok so you don’t have to pay taxes on 200 more dollars)

(The 200 is what you gotta spend)

(Average tax would be 60 bucks)

(You’re still out 140 bucks)

(And the rich got richer)

“They aren’t as generous as Trump’s “no tax on tips” and “no tax on overtime” taglines suggest, and have complex rules that will prevent many from claiming them altogether.”

“And some people taking a new break for tips could find it triggers a separate tax bill that could leave them worse off.”

Those new tax breaks Trump is touting come with a catch — POLITICO Taxpayers may get bogged down in the complexities of claiming deductions for tips, auto loan interest and overtime pay.

“A much-touted deduction for auto-loan interest comes with a thicket of stipulations, including that a vehicle had its “final assembly” in the U.S.”

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Homan says 700 agents will leave Minnesota, eyes end of Operation Metro Surge — The Minnesota Star Tribune The White House border czar said his goal is to get back to about 150 federal agents in the state, but 2,000 remain. He tied the total drawdown to the end of aggression against federal agents by commu...

Homan:“Protest, but stop impeding,” Homan said. “Because we will arrest you.”

Me: FUCK YOU
protesting is not impeding ICE IMPEDES FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY
FUCK ICE

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“..But it is also apparently trying to signal to white American citizens that they should think they are safe from an authoritarian administration: its top victims remain Black Americans and people of color.”

(After murdering two white people..)

“The administration is appealing to the MAGA racist and Christian nationalist base by demonstrating that it is willing to violate the Constitution to impose MAGA’s ideology on the nation…”

January 30, 2026 As the American people continue to express their fury over the violence of federal agents in Minneapolis and elsewhere, officials from the Trump administration today tried to shift the public narrativ...

“All four of the people arrested in the past 24 hours are Black. This morning, the official social media account of the White House posted a picture of Lemon with the caption: “When life gives you lemons..”and an emoji of chains, evoking the chains of enslavement.”

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Trump is trying to split the world in a three part ownership:

Trump’s
Putin’s
Xi’s

Trump links Greenland threats to Nobel snub as Europe eyes tariff retaliation — NBC News The president warned in a message that he no longer feels “the obligation to think purely of peace” in his campaign to seize the Arctic territory, Norway's leader said Monday.

“The president warned in a message that he no longer feels “the obligation to think purely of peace” in his campaign to seize the Arctic territory, Norway's leader said Monday.”

(what’s funny is that there’s still people who think that Trump is not a stone cold killer)

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Word is that
Trumpty Dumpty had a stroke