cadelinha do lord of the lost

This is Ladybug. She refuses to accept that the cat may not like her. 13/10

Congrats

Congrats to Assassin’s Creed for having the most liked Non Rockstar Game related tweet in history.

new word

I threw a boomerang fifteen years ago and have lived every day since in fear

nobody is immune to propaganda, but it does help if you can develop a moral framework independent of a book you read when you were twelve

The question "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" is asked. A Tyrannosaurus Rex answers that question with another question: "What the FUCK is a chicken?"

This is what you do after winning an Oscar

divaa
infelizmente ainda não consegui largar o esgoto da outra rede social

Bluesky CEO: imagine a 'world without Caesars' Jay Graber dunks on Mark Zuckerberg without mentioning his name.

the feminine urge to

queria fazer um spa dos pés e shiatsu, mas no momento meu orçamento é de 5 reais

Wait the crazy religion they made up for Conclave is actually real???

Shrek phrenology.

We are at the Shrek phrenology point in History, folks.

A man says "there's so much hate in my heart." He picks up a Flying V and says "my only instinct is to write incredibly hostile riffs." Another man comes in and says "I'd like to listen." They both have a wonderful time.

– eu sou drácula o vampiro e vim aqui morder seu pênis
– não era o pescoço?
– acho que o especialista aqui sou eu né

nós vamos ser presos por ele 👇

somehow, shrek returned

a pior noticia sobre esse país ridiculo é sempre a proxima

woman caught trying to plant explosive devices at Tesla dealership

God forbid a woman have hobbies

Toxic positivity, be damned, Herman Hesse reminds us that true optimism is not the denial of suffering. It is the will to perceive beauty amidst the suffering, and to conceive compassion despite suffering: “because the world is so full of death and horror I try again and again to console my heart and pick the flowers that grow in the midst of hell“

From @yepicurus on instagram

This is where we are.

aqui no Rio tem um mercado chamado zona sul na zona oeste

o desafio sendo se importar com isso

falavam direto essas merdas na faculdade como uma coisa boa ainda bem que saí da área de marketing pois odeio tudo