Laurel Violet

Rooting for the asteroid

Grapes are so expensive now that you have to eat the ones in the bottom of the bag.

Defeat the porpoise!

New nails today:

Just put my stripper wine in the fridge for the traditional Saturday night when I drink.

CNN headline reading barbie dominates Oppenheimer opening

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A less friendly and perhaps more accurate framing than the book's blowjob of the facts is "elon stalked his ex and showed up at her workplace uninvited, with a gun"

I myself have often wondered this

Always tell someone when you're going hiking or eating beets. And always set a timer when you take a Drug.

Dad's addition: the Fabulous Slumberbirds

I've been catching Zs for days now baby / I know you love my sleepy ways now baby / You might call me sleepyhead now baby / Put my body in my bed now baby / Nap it up, I'll take it

She's got legs, she knows how to use them / She's an adult fully ambulatory human

hello world