HatCrab

my dumbest thumbnail in a while but if anyone would appreciate not one but two very stale memes it's elon

Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night.

He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.

Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.

Made with pure rage in my blood
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Updating my LEGO White House

Today I discovered the work of Joseph Ducreux (1735-1802), who painted people with more amusing expressions than I'm used to seeing in art from the era.

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

In Super Smash Bros., the skeletons visible when characters are hurt by electric attacks are not tied to specific animations, and instead are a form that can be toggled on and off at any time, including in cutscenes. Below are excerpts of the game's intro, with skeletons.

Two big red cats circle a terrified hog encased in ice. The cat's tails are flames and melt the ice partially, exposing some pig butt and giving it a singe. "Uh-oh Step-Pig, I'm Stuck...!" ok I made the joke for you so you don't have to. Hot ham smoke emits from the pig and spells "BECOME AN" and melted ice on the bottom spells "ICE-FREE ZONE"

The only kind of climate change I can approve of 😌

Trump’s Flood of Emergency Appeals Is Straining the Judicial System The administration has turned to the Supreme Court at a record pace, and the justices have issued orders that lower courts have struggled to interpret.

Trump has sought emergency intervention by the Supreme Court 28 times in the first eight months of his new term, more than Bush, Obama and Biden did combined over 20 years. www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

I hate to be the No Two Things guy, but every femptojoule put toward getting rights for chatbots could be spent getting human rights for humans right now

This may not be for anyone who follows me, but today's geopol climate has me feeling like The Artilleryman's "Brave New World" from the Jeff Wayne WoTW radioplay from the 70's actually instills a huge boost of hope and decent feelings even though it's written to be a madman's impossible pipedream

Screenshot of a tweet from Pete Hegseth's official account. Text reads, "A prayer for Charlie Kirk and those who serve." Below it is a video of him talking to troops.

Does anyone have a link to the eulogy video Pete Hegseth surely made for Representative Melissa Hortman after she was assassinated? I can't find it.

with all of these people using ai as a reference or in their process or as inspiration there has never been a better time to revive the word poser

*The Capitol Steps voice*
he's trump
he's trump
he might be dead

Just found out the guy who spread the lie that I was paid by a phone company (never been paid by any phone company) is the same “journalist” who wrote the Zhoran college admissions story and used a literal Nazi as his primary source. He is also an anti-trans hate monger.

GAINESVILLE, Fla. (WCJB) - The man who had to sell Gainesville Country Club to cover $2,000,000 of debt is running for mayor of New York City. His name was also removed from a University of Florida building. Joseph Hernandez, who was ordered to auction off the country club last year, announced his mayoral bid in New York City last month.

Hernandez's name was placed on a UF chemistry building after he pledged $10 million to the university in 2017. His name was removed in 2020 after he went back on the pledge.

This biotech venture capitalist who is running for NYC Mayor promising 10,000 more cops and using AI to run the city was forced by courts to sell a country club he owned so he could pay off $2,000,000 debt.

www.wcjb.com/2025/08/17/e...

Absolutely gorgeous

Hand painted 'Madame X' Liliana, after John Singer Sargent.

Make a band food

Mousse

Wouldn't get a lot of foot traffic... Not a very easy to find location

four panel comic, real rough sketches 1. car driving through town, birds is air. toddler in back kicking the shit out of the seat says “too many buhds mama!” 2. me in drivers seat: “too… too many birds?” toddler still kicking the shit out of the backseat: “yah” 3. me, unsure: “how… many birds SHOULD there be?” 4. kid looking out window, facial expression one of squinting disdain: “ONE buhd”

there can be only one

#comic

It's almost like what semi-universally gets people laid is being at the very least a cool person who respects your time and accepts no for an answer. Why don't Men™️ get this, I wonder?