maxim (@maxim516)

fiber king

04.02.2026 04:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it’s uh… five past 13

04.02.2026 04:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

29.12.2025 04:03 👍 73 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

😵‍💫

29.12.2025 04:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

literally it was torture

29.12.2025 00:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a close up of a cartoon character 's fist in a yellow sweater and blue jeans . ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's fist in a yellow sweater and blue jeans .

me when they called josh a gimp

29.12.2025 00:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

life left my eyes when we missed the extra point

29.12.2025 00:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the fucking sleet and rain man

29.12.2025 00:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

prayers up lol

11.06.2025 03:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

about to put in an offer 23%(!) over asking and I just knowww i will rank like 12th out of 15 offers lmao

01.04.2025 02:05 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

does this shirt make my tits look big

19.03.2025 23:49 👍 54 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

the wooly mice are the only thing keeping me going rn

06.03.2025 04:47 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i even MOPPED 😤

28.02.2025 22:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

so many things to move, vacuum under, and move back. but i’m being really brave thank you for this

28.02.2025 20:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

needed this

28.02.2025 20:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

trying to psych myself up to vacuum… do you guys believe in me

28.02.2025 20:12 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

yooooooo

26.02.2025 23:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol nice. thank you all for saving me a rental lmao

26.02.2025 01:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am also addicted to watching movies 75% of the way through and turning it off lol. Who bangs Omar Appolo

26.02.2025 01:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lmaooooo oh no

26.02.2025 01:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what was the verdict on queer

26.02.2025 01:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

39° in Buffalo and I foolishly wore a coat and sweat my fucking ass off

26.02.2025 00:44 👍 37 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

white lotus!!

23.02.2025 20:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

we build the prison,
lock ourselves inside,
then throw away the key
🧘🏼‍♂️

22.02.2025 05:22 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤨

22.02.2025 04:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this romance is going to be dead if i dont get a cpap in this bitch lmao

18.02.2025 05:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what book

18.02.2025 04:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

and there has to be some incestual thing that happens in “missionary” as a double entendre re: them colonizing thailand in the boat they arrive in lol

18.02.2025 04:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when my husband goes to bed i put on lord of the rings fellowship of the ring extended edition. 5 seconds later my sleep apnea attempts to kill me. i fight for my life until i have to get up to pee.

18.02.2025 04:45 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

my take is he fucks both his siblings and dies with that secret. shown floating dead in opening credits

18.02.2025 04:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

maxim

Latest posts by maxim @maxim516