Chris Campbell

Is it a dark alley?

Can’t believe what Jeffrey Fourmile from George And Mildred has been up to in the latest issue of @vizcomic.bsky.social. No wonder he changed his name.

Deathtime achievement award, more like. #brits

Tim Burgess is wearing a hat. #Brits

If you allow an actual lion to sit on top of a moving car these days, you’ll be pilloried by the woke brigade.

I don’t understand why BBC news refers to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor by his first name. Sounds too chummy. Just the surname would do.

Toss like nobody’s watching.

Mark isn’t entirely sure that the racist is a racist (he needs to test the bad words out with Jez to make sure) and he generally finds it challenging to find a tribe to belong, which is surely still a very modern way that unacceptable views become acceptable.

Post a banger, not in English

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Careful - if you say anything critical about Stuntologists, Tom Cruise sends in the lawyers.

Good to see old Nile getting some work. You may not know this, but he used to work with Bowie.

The new Viz landed on the mat this morning, and it appears @itsjoels.bsky.social has done it again.

@bobmort.bsky.social Is this a mate of yours?

Happiness Is A Warm Pie At Half-Time #beatlesfootball

When can I, can I play conkers?

Darkman III: Die, Darkman, Die. A title that expresses an audience’s frustration with a franchise that won’t go away.

Garlic? Snack?!

Stargazer by The Zephyrs.

The Cured Ham #xmasbands

Jingle Belle and Sebastian #xmasbands

He’s got a great sense of hommos.

The parents had a Fanny sense of humour.

One for Up The Arse Corner @vizcomic.bsky.social

The first guy was the ringleader. The other one was just giving him a helping hand. @actualnames.bsky.social

I’m wondering what Mr and Mrs Guy saw when they looked at their baby son.

James Cleverly has a lot more time on his hands these days. Because he has two watches. #bbcqt

Harpo Marx done up as Roy Orbison not your type?

Nice to see you, to see you in the very near future.

I reckon Surname can go all the way. But Surname is a strong contender too. #wimbledon

I think she said in her one-woman show that she made no money from the music, and that’s what made her go off to America. She did a song called Terry that I like very much.