Shuffles416

"...with blackjack! And hookers!"

An oil tanker, stopping before the Strait of Hormuz to unload its cargo onto a giant oil carrying donkey which transports the oil across land to another oil, tanker, bypassing the Strait of Hormuz entirely

Can this be a solution?

And this is why Humanities degrees are important.

Can this be a solution?

Lmfao

🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran’s threat to choke the Strait of Hormuz is complicating Trump’s war strategy against Iran, as rising oil prices become almost as important as battlefield outcomes, - Axios

“The Iranians f*cking around with the Strait makes him more dug in,” a senior administration official said.

White House and Pentagon caught lying to the Biritsh Government. "Defensive patrol" missions announced to Parliament are actually (surprise) attack missions on Iran, counter to British guidance for base usage, and strong opposing public opinion.

This will have consequences for trust of US forces.

Yeah we are doing the oil crisis

Trump: "We hit 28 mine ships as of this moment. 28. Like, using the exact same weapon that we used against the drug dealers in the arti-- in the water. We had tremendous drugs pouring in through the waters."

Crazy video of 20 Tomahawks flying through the Iraqi Kurdish mountains near Sulaymaniyah (filmed by someone standing *above* them), seemingly fired from Navy vessels in the Mediterranean

Q: A new report says that a military investigation has found that the US struck the school in Iran. As commander in chief, do you take responsibility?

TRUMP: For what?

Q: A strike on the school in Iran

TRUMP: I don't know about it

The question to be asked, are their any MIA soldiers?

All ukraine watchers know the russians hid their KIA by using MIA as a "limbo" category

U.S. at Fault in Strike on School in Iran, Preliminary Inquiry Says

BREAKING NYT:

An ongoing military investigation has determined that the United States is responsible for a deadly Tomahawk missile strike on an Iranian elementary school, according to U.S. officials and others familiar with the preliminary findings. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...

Sheehy on video of him brutally manhandling a veteran who was demonstrating in the Capitol, possibly breaking his arm: "It's unfortunate. We never want violence anywhere, especially in our government buildings."

All gas, no brakes

No confirmation but a reported strike on an "Ayatollah" compound in Qom today looks a lot like a GBU-57A/B MOP (Massive Ordnance Penetrator) or similar ordinance was used.

#OSINT #EpicFury #Iran

These mofos would be doing a better job planning than the United States military rn

If this was a dnd campaign it'd be like walking into an obviously sketchy room, rolling the perception check, and still skipping through it.

What the fuck. I thought we required people to have photo IDs first

“My lies will go on…”

actually, a clandestine op to seize and scuttle a megacontainer ship in suez would be totally cracked (not just for this new gulf war but in any major conflict)

mining the strait is not a "buy time" move, it is a "fuck you, if you're going. down, so am I move"

Trump said 8 dead yesterday, something i'm still waiting for verification on

US mine countermeasures confirmed as "omg stop ittt"

Also, those mines will take years to find if they are mixed around in the gulf currents.

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Ya winning yet?

Nothing ever happens

Ha, and they made fun of biden struggling to contain the israellis.